Inkee Bimbo

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Washington Cosmic Crisp W forever and ever

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

I’m playing Marvel’s Midnight Suns (yes that’s the full name of the game I hate it) and this is exactly what it’s like. Painfully play story, terrible characters I hate, characters I like but are befriending at an uncomfortable hasty pace, and gameplay that is ticking every little autism receptor in my brain with just a few things that I could change SO easily and it’d be a superbug turn-based combat game. It is fucking maddening and I can’t get enough.

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

If you say so

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

What I say when I’ve conceived of a conniving construct

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

I had to forbid my son from wielding the shovel. I saw it in ‘im, ‘is mother’s blood boiling. E’s got i’too. E’s got the blood o’ Shovuhlu I tell ye.

hey jsyk if you purposefully try or even successfully try to trigger paranoia in someone with paranoid psychosis or any type of paranoid delusion, no matter how ""funny"" or how much you hate them, i fucking hate your guts and i want you to reconsider why you think being ableist is a big punch up to someone who is probably too afraid to leave their room because we think someone will get us

I once did a “are you evil!??!??” quiz that posed itself as being more academic and several of the questions were on par with, “Would you let someone punch you in the stomach once to punch someone you disliked in the stomach twice? Agree or disagree?” And I thought, “What? No fuck you that’s the worse Faustian bargain I’ve ever been offered, who would take something that petty??” And then the quiz told me I had 1% or less in a few areas include the Dark Triad and I figured “okay well that’s gotta be average right?” Anyways reading this makes me reconsider how “kind” average kindness is

More stable forms require more energy to be broken down

i wish i had the money to go to LA to try a scientology speedrun. im small i can get under them. a therian should try it im sure they wont be expecting someone to run in on all fours

You think people would donate to see a dog-thing run through, we got the maps

AAAAA

“we shouldn’t be holding indie creators to the same standards as bigger media“ i agree on principle but like this only seems to ever come up when the indie creator in question is being racist for some mysterious reason. So

idgaf if youre transgender stop saying the n word

This implies there were people walking around thinking they could for this reason, not that I think this is impossible just positively enbaffling

ANIMOLACARIS!!! :D

i get high & start actn like joe biden