that's the despicable truth.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

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no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

i went to the intersection of the sacred and the profane and everybody knew you

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger