Yikes™

tumblr is the only site where u can say some innocuous thing like i love banana bread! n someone will be like…well banana bread killed my mother. are you happy? and thats why ill never leave

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

if you’re white, you can and are encouraged to reblog this. thank you for being kind and wonderful to kids of color.

Always here for support.

(via cami2222)

his stretched out little toes are killing me

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

good morning but at what cost

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

@walrusofdoom

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

Me @ me when I’m going to bed

not gonna lie i am so scared and sorry for the 13 and 14 year old girls today