WHAT IS HIDDEN IN THE SNOW COMES FORTH IN THE THAW

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

Whats with the image man

[scoffs] [opens my mouth and gestures to the postscreen] [looks back at him] look, it’s [frowns] if you don’t like my post, how i post, you can just [exasperated gesture] fucking … [inarticulately angry at his comment] [completely red in the face] [pins my blog shut to put it back in its carrier] [tersely hits the lights off on the dashboard on the way out with him still sitting in my posting cubicle]

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

sometimes men are obsessed with other men not because theyre secretly gay but because theyre so misogynistic that they literally dont view women as people worthy of any degree of attention or value

whatever i’ll finger it all out eventually

it’s crazy that they’ve invented online robot sex slaves for men but not cigarettes that are good for you. our society’s priorities are so fucked dude

i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life