Seriously

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

Thank u for this contribution

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

this or nothing

whenever a mutual doesn’t interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don’t wanna play dolls with me anymore

i love sleeping and being mentally unavailable

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you