All the stories are true.

Thomas thinking that Alastair is still in love with Charles

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Aaron: *ordering food at a restaurant*

Kevin: *who stays strapped with a list of all the Foxes' health restrictions at all times* Does that have carrots in it? He's allergic.

Aaron: It's a pizza, Kevin. Why would it have carrots in it?

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Dan: *wearing her stripper heels for fun*

Kevin: *visibly stressed, standing closer to her than normal to catch her in case she falls so she doesn't break an ankle*

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Nicky: *getting a soda out of the fridge*

Kevin: That's your third one. Get a water instead.

Nicky: Ughhhhhh

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Allison: *on her period*

Kevin: *(who has memorized the girls menstrual cycles) slides pain killers and chocolate into her dorm*

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One of the Foxes: *coughs*

Kevin: *already aggressively making soup*

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Kevin: *notices hickies on one of the Foxes* Everyday I thank a god I don't believe in that you're all in committed monogamous relationships so I don't have to make sure you get tested for STD's.

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Bonus:

Neil: *exists*

Will: Matthew, where is James?

Matthew: who?

Will: James. Your parabatai.

Matthew: oh, James! What about him?

Will: do you know where he is?

Matthew: sorry, but I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.

Will: and when was that?

Matthew: the last time I saw him?

Will: yes