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I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

sadly walking away when i see "freaks dni" in someone's byf because i'm a genetic freak, i'm not normal, you got a 25% chance at best to beat me, and then you add kurt angle to the mix your chances of winning drastically go down. see, the 3-way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz kurt angle knoooows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. so, samoa joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señor joe? the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

ID: video of a lone frog on the edge of a patio facing a grass lawn in the dark of night while it rains heavily. Halo 3 ODST's track 'Deference for Darkness' plays over the video, giving a deep melancholic feel, as the frog jumps into the grass.

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror