Like ghosts in the snow

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

when you’re too femme for the mascs but too masc for the femmes theres only one place you can go. the my chemical romance concert

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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too