WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

can you put that thing on a leash?

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

official linguistics post

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me