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Odysseus: Friends, Circe's instructions were clear-- Perimedes: Captain, the mast broke. Odysseus: *Irritated sigh* Okay, Shipwright, how long do you need to fix it? Eurylochus: All the shipwrights were on the other ships. Odysseus: FUCK! *Three months later* Odysseus: Okay, the mast is fixed. Eurylochus: We're taking on water. Odysseus: *Pinching the bridge of his nose* Elpenor, I told you to fix that! Crewman: I'm on it. *Four months later* Eurylochus: The Sail tore. Perimedes: The decks rotted. Crewman: I can't find Elpenor. Circe: *Watching them* You know, I could use magic to fix this~ Odysseus: I'm not sleeping with you, I've already given you my blood. Circe: *Sighs dejectedly* Elpenor: *Drinking through Circe's wine stores, throwing his head back and falling off the roof of the building* *Five months later* Odysseus: Everything's fixed? Eurylochus: Yes. Odysseus: Everyone's accounted for? Perimedes: Yes. Odysseus: Okay... Friends, Circe's instructions were clear~

Telemachus: Diabetes Diomedes: Telemarketing Agamemnon: Arch-hiles Achilles: A game on Odysseus: Nestor, what are they doing? Nestor: Well, Penelope's Bitch, they're going over their code names. Odysseus: *Realises what Nestor called him* Hey! Teucer: He's not wrong, you do ask Penelope's permission to do anything. Lil' Ajax: You didn't build the horse until you got her permission. Odysseus:...That doesn't mean I'm her bitch. Penelope: Yes it does Odysseus: Yes it does

Mario teaches Bowser how to be a good guy on Mario Day.

Telemachus: “…they taste better when they’re shaped like dinosaurs.”

but...

... not saying anything at all

Also, since Polaris is actually a triple star system, I like to imagine that Eurylochus and Odysseus join Polites up in the sky after their deaths

She sure knows, she was the one to tell you!