My Name Is [Dan]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

get u a girl who cant do either

my time to shine

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

God bless the person who added Maryland to this post.

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

This is a work of art.

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”