Life's tough,Wear a helmet !

i can't believe how some men on the internet are wildly missing the point of the Barbie movie. a group of men whose literal job it was to decide what a woman gets to be tried to put her in an actual box. for the love of god, what's not clicking?

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

You don’t realize how fast a month goes by till you’re on your period again and you just think to yourself, “damn its been a month already? I could have sworn I just got off this shit like last week.”

#I did my slow internet time#I deserve fast now

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

i can’t believe me “trying my best” is just me showering regularly and eating normally. mental illness is so humbling 

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

please know that when i type a lone “?” i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity

i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*