I did the dishes, though.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

live laugh love

I just don't have it in me anymore

I got whatever ADHD is called

we should all get over ourselves. but you first

dick van dyke could be the first known case of immortality we don't know....

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.