Dandelion

Oh no! You found me!!!

I have been found out! I am indeed evil Miss PickMe and have been i filtrating womanhood for only that purpose for DECADES! Whatevwr will I do, now that my evil plans have been bared WIDE open? OH NO!

BUT WAIT... There is still time!

You have found my out, you little rascal, yes, yes you might have.

But you did not defeat me. You could never stop me.

Yes, yes you might have found me out. Look at you all grinning and proud of you. But what you do not know, little mouse, is, that I am no stalking hunter - For I am a mighty DINOSAUR!

They will never know. They never knew! They underestimate my power of being seen - that is what hunting is all about, you see little bee? Your pray may see you. That does not stop the hunter. Not me.

I will keep on infiltrating and hunting and destroying feminism one step at a time by...

Ah, yeah, evil mc.evil face junior (which came into existence on my evil mc. evil farm that enslaves people), thank you. Let's see what you got here.

I need my evil notes, you see, sometimes I forget stuff. That just comes with having so many plots and plans and schemes at once. And you know we can't use google calender 'cause of privacy concerns. Yeah, yeah we are evil. But we are evil, not stupid. So the way we handle things here is my having these little _actual_ rascals each hold on to ONE item on the agenda and perodically bringing me stuff and remembering which is their item to being it to me when I start talki... Ah ya know. It doesn't really matter, I'll destroy the world anyway in a couple of decades. If you wanna stay, you'll figure it out. It's pretty intuitive, actually, once you get used to all those young people scadoodeling around you. Scadoole, aaaah, what a w...

I am getting off topic, aren't I?

Were was I?

Ah, yes! My note! There we go!

I AM GOING TO DESTROY FEMINISM BY...

By ...

By saying that we should let ....

CHRISTOPHER STEVEN UNIVERSE WHO JR?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP BRINGING ME THE SCADOODLES OF NOTES ABOUT TOPICS TO ENCOURAGE INFIGHTING! That is Agetha. We are doing CLEAR, RELIABLE, OLDSCHOOL attacks her. We are NOT as low as that rivalry evil-tower or whatever they call themselfs nowadays. We here ate Evil McEvilton STAND for our FRONT ON attacks. WE WILL NOT...

That IS the note? ... Are you sure??? Yeah I know you have done this sincw you were five, I remembee the snoder stains and sticky spots from those times. Very distracting during my great speech towards Mrs. Freedom last decade. Yeah, yeah I know. I am sorry. I am not blaming a CHILD for having sticky fingers. You did great back then. I am just saying I remember it. Anyway. That is of no concern now. No sticky fingers anywhere. Proud of you, bud. But are you sure? Like just "ah, sure" or like sure sure. Swear on the life of one of your mothers sure. Like whichever ones you like best. THAT SURE. oh. Ok alright. Sorry for yelling at you, but you know... It really ... Ok. Yeah yeah. I'll talk about it later. Yes, you did great. I do like the little hanged man doodle on the note. Looks a bit like Agetha, doesn't it. It doesn't? Oh well, I just got so... Ah darn.

ANYWAY!!! Back to the second important part. Teamcoherency IS important, you see. But now that that is shelved.

YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND ME OUT, YOU LITTLE BLINDSCHLEICHE, but you can't stop me. Can you? I made feminism fail, I'll be the reason it fails again in the future, my dear, strung up Libelle. You can't stop me.

I will come back. Again and again. If you even manage to pause me momentarily, which I doubt. Your efforts are futile. So keep on trying and wiggling and whatever it is you might be doing there? Are you... alrighty I guess. NONE THE LESS!

I WILL DESTROY FEMINISM BY...

gimmi a second this still is just ... I mean, you gotta get the humor in ...? You don't? Suit yourself.

BUT I WILL. destroy feminism by SAYING

oh boy, get yourself together, get it together. You are an evil genius. This is just oart of the job. The customer is right in matter of taste and they wanted the evil speech for that, so you got this. This is your evil reputation we are ... Well I don't think with that, but still. Part of the job, part of the deal. You got this. You WANT this.

I WILL DESTROY FEMINISM BY SAYING "Can we just let women shave or not shave for whatever reason they want?"!!!

MUHAAHAHAA.

GREGOR! BRING ME MY HALSWOHL-TEE. YES! I HAVE TALKED TO LONG AGAIN. YES, I KNOW THAT I NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH MY VOICE, NO, I DID not DO the thing with the none STRAINING. Yeah.. yeah, you are right. But can you please keep my reputation up i think we are still in hearing distance and I don't want them to think that i do not have absolute power over you guys.. you know how that seems. So is it ok if i just? yes? alrig...

I DO NOT CARE, GREGOR! BRING ME MY HALSFREUNDCHENTEE!!!