Selkie Brainrot

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(in reference to Luke being the least traumatized) He's also the only one who was a legal adult when he started his journey to post empire Jedi life (aka so traumatized it's not even funny), like he started at 19 whilst everyone else was like "15 max, take it or leave it, 12 - 13 is preferable tho" like dude was the only one lucky enough to have an actually childhood (cuz sadly, spending your early teens at war actively fighting isn't a childhood, i don't care if the clones were nice and they were family it was still war)

Okay but like how often do Ahsoka and Cal argue about how something is done? Cuz they are both the only two remaining temple trained Jedi, BUT they also had two vastly different types of Masters. So how often do lessons stall because they start doing “That’s not how you do that” “Yes it is” “No, you’re supposed to teach it like this” “What? No that’s dumb, you do it like this” “No no that’s wrong, this is way better!” “No, YOU’RE wrong, this is better!” And this goes on and on, whilst Luke and Ezra (misters “Yeah okay so this could work, but like have you seen a blaster? Way better for this thing”) just kinda watch them argue back and forth like it’s a tennis match

Imagine Cal's reaction to seeing any of Ezra's lightsabre/blaster combination and rushing to a tech bench to instantly replicate the idea...

I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.

I really just see the Jedi group wanting anything but being the leader of their new coming together. None of them would feel well equipped. Luke for sure is like the most powerful but he’s also got baby brother energy and has the least training and needs a nap. Ezra at 16 would’ve loved it but now has matured and also needs a nap. Cal has a lot of history…a lot of history but he’s good thanks and would like a nap. Ahsoka is just DONE….and needs a nap.

Luke pouting, and muttering "I've met me, and I'm part Force. I think that's pretty neat." before walking off to sit in the corner leaving Ezra and Ahsoka both deeply confused and then incredibly concerned by the implications.

Luke would so pull some eldritch force shit on missions or try to teach it and Cal and Ezra just gawk at it because “that’s not possible”

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

do you have any clone related headcannons/aus? Personally I love the 501 bc they collectively have 1 brain cell and it’s passed between Ahsoka, Rex, and Echo (anakin’s never seen it)