Hwat????

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched

thank god I can finally experience what it was like to be a cabinet member when the Reynolds Pamphlet was published

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

Klingon tumblr is called tm’blarr and if you post a nipple they stab you

So they're gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?

Haha haha that’d be crazy

Not to need a "gamer" on main but that's literally what they did with video games. If you preordered on Amazon, you got a 20% discount on brand new games. They decimated every other game retailer with that deal. And once it got so bad that best buy had to drop its own discount thing, they got rid of theres soon after. But unlike games, medicine actually matters. This is fucked

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

my ex gf showed me for the first time that a woman can choose not to shave and it can be totally fine and normal. she encouraged me to stop shaving. and then when MY hair grew in dark and coarse unlike her baby fine blonde hair she started in with "well, it's different when it's THAT visible". so here's a reminder, that it doesn't matter if your body hair is blonde and fine or coarse and dark or anything in between, whatever you feel most comfortable doing with YOUR body hair is extremely valid and extremely sexy!

I love that the "Defeating Sauron" part is the same length as the regular LOTR trilogy

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

me into google after eating one piece of fruit : health benefits of cantaloupe:)