Geeky Scientist With A Dash Of Sarcastic Humor

In this house, Infinity War didn’t happen.

CAST A FAT GIRL AS A LEADING LADY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITHOUT HER WEIGHT EVER BEING A PLOT POINT YOU FUCKING COWARDS

speaking of, molly weasley has an etsy shop selling enchanted knitted toys that are basically like pets made of yarn

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract

This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

If Deadpool met Bucky, he’d ask him to choke him with his metal arm.

If depression had a smell it would be cigarettes

…… this is so accurate it hurts.

Ok, get this. A Chemistry book about chemical bonds called…. wait for it…. “A Chemists Guide to Bondage”

if jk rowling wanted me to like snape she should’ve given him a better redemption arc than “i wanted to bang your mom”