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People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...
I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]
Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh
when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

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Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you
well why were YOU there huh
no one:
people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die

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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer