Chase Cosmic

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

my angel wings just burst from my back in public and sprayed blood everywhere and a small child called me a homosexual

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

block all people who talk about men on my princess posts. die forever

Geoffroy's Spider Monkey (I think the one in the photo is one of the subspecies of that) as a species is notoriously confusing for cishets who are not zoologists because the females have bigger dicks (a 'pendulous clitoris') than the males, like spotted hyenas and elves.

vegan friends do like to give you a brownie that is 2/3 canola oil and say “can you believe this is totally vegan and allergen free?” and its like, well yes. but i love you

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste