moonshine & stardust

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

This was such a great fucking movie.

We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay w being perceived as bitchy

spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end

being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye

yeah I will never get over that fact that there's so much to see in this world and yet I'm stuck working 5 days a week, evil evil life

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

u ever get jealous over something u have no right to be jealous over so u just sit there like… ok

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

idk why people always use "fever dream" in a derogatory context because i'm still very sick and i just had the best dream ever. i was carrying a baby seal around and hand-feeding it spaghettios. it was so soft and it loved the spaghettios so much