i guess we're doing jojo now

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

so artblocked im just drawing outfits on a digital bucciarati fashion doll i made with the veins pulsing out of my temple. anyone got bucciarati fashion doll outfit requests

No, dad, going on a bizarre adventure was your dream.