❗🔊TO NOISE MAKING🔊❗

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

this world sucks if you follow a mysterious cat down a series of alleyways it won't take you to a magical miniature town filled with living pieces of art you'll just get mugged

it's that time again, kids

sometimes it's important to injure the character

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon