Shitposting, Critterposting, Spookyposting

there is no hope for any of you

did you know if you cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with milk and shake it up and cut it in half and put sugar and chili powder on it and then heat it up you'll have a big disgusting mess and everyone will think you're fucking stupid

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

During her incredibly long winded evil monologue the demon queen looked towards my party for the first time in 12 minutes and we had set out the cards and snacks and she finally had to stop talking because the idea we werent listening made her so frustrated and embarrassed she choked up a little

Can you please not tell people about that. Please. I suffer enough indignities already. Cant we just keep that between us. I spared you and everything. Please.

We promised we were listening and even repeated some of her points back to her but she didnt wanna hear it she just slammed the door to her lair and wouldnt let us back in. I think it really hurt her feelings

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day