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Reblogging for the greater good.

I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.

oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP

Signal boost for you too, I downloaded it and use Photoshop CS2 to draw now c: enjoy, this is legit!

always reblog

Relevant

She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Excellent advice! Passing it along~

In case y'all didn’t know.

also, despite what the image shows, PLEASE DONT BIND WITH BANDAGES. Bind with a binder! bandages and ace bandages can really mess up your ribcage!

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

Every year.

Oh fuck

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

I FOUND IT

This is one of the greatest contributions I’ve made to humanity I think.

I love how this post went from claiming coconuts are mammals to an immortal coming out then on to the gods creating the platypus while high like wow what a fucking journey lmao

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

May luck be with you

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

OMG

Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing the same outfit for eternity was to her a fate worse than death

okay i saw this comment and im screaming and have to reblog again