Too Many Things

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

human ears are such bullshitttttt i cant even emote with these. whats the fucking point if i cant swivel my ears in ur direction or like perk them up when i hear something interesting or point them all back when something scary happens. whats even the point

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

what if you were like, the pope but also the president and you got kidnapped and your first course of action was to call your gay stepson who manages a dave & busters. grand nagus zek lives this every day

Note that "carriages at (time)" would by then have been a rather old-fashioned way of indicating at about what time guests should expect a social event to end. The impression here is that things are expected to be fairly sedate until midnight, when the adults (relatives, friends-of-the-family, parents of the youth's friends, etc.) clear out, and the young people are free to get their rager on.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

its kinda messed up that everyones so mean now. can we go to nicies world together. i would like it if we did

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[yet to even pack the bowl] do you think it'll last