Starcatchers

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

everyone's like "i'm experimenting with gender" but can't even state their hypothesis or name their control variables. very unscientific. your gender is not passing peer review

I'll block the entire world if I have to. Nobody getting on my nerves this year.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

you like me?? for my personality?? the same thing they named my disorder after...????

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

sorry about all the mean things i said when i was right

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay