who?

it’s 2025 and dan and phil and my chemical romance are both being very open about how glad they are to be back and how much fun they’re having after going through hell for years. healing!!! rediscovering what you once loved and making it more yours and better.

dan's merch hat being the only thing capable of curing phil's migraines is the perfect example of like. no matter what we imagine no matter what cheesy fluffy tropes we put into our fanfiction. the reality will always be worse

i think the best bit about having the world's worst memory (exaggeration) is that i can ingest SO many tit spoilers without the fear of remembering all of them like ofc there's big ones that i now know about but small things? gone! like the wind! anyway i am going to return to tit spoiler scrolling

have u guys considered they posted a gamingmas vid on the day of their anniversary and we've been unaware

Idk if this is about a hard launch or not but I do think they find the elephant in the room very funny. They are laughing at us. They are waltzing around around the room with the elephant and laughing at us. We know you know so now watch us play hide and seek with the elephant.