The Maze Master

breaking my silence to say cornelius oakstaff is gay as fuck

Greg: Right. Odysseus. Can you remember what the task was? Odysseus: 'Determine which suitors are good and which are bad. Your time starts now.' I disguised myself, I determined which were good and which were bad, and I think everyone here agrees that I deserve the five points. Greg: You're missing a line. Odysseus: … Odysseus: … Odysseus: (mumbling) 'Fewest good suitors killed wins.'

Having a bad day, time to rewatch the Goes Wrong Show

henry shields really created henley whispers and is now out there somewhere living his best life like nothing happened 🤨🤨

Concept: a drag king performance themed around hook in ppgw. Full coat, full wig full hat the whole works. King strides out on stage looking all swagger, crowd are like who is this pirate diva. Turns out he's here to do a very seriously artistically integral ballad (maybe total eclipse of the heart just for the repeated "turn around"s) and any time they interrupt he has the music stopped and starts arguing with them, thus breaking all the rules of drag in a flaming ball of failure send tweet

wdym there's a red hot weather warning on wednesday and thursday. wdym the weather in the united kingdom of great britain and ireland is going to reach almost 40 degree celcius. wdym there's a genuine DANGER TO LIFE to everyone coming up.

who else up missing the cornley polytechnic drama society