Leo 🪻

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.