humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this
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izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Today's Document
Noah Kahan
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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
everything sounds better and cooler when you add "im the first in my bloodline to" in front of it
but it can also sound a little threatening since it kinda implies... there will be more to come
i was having a panic attack and my brain tried to quote shane fucking hollender going "this is my literal nightmare ilya" but i was having a panic attack so it couldnt remember and i remember thinking this is my worst fear or something?? and then kept sobbing
i realized the attempt at the reference a full day later
i was tearing up remembering the situation and the realization shot me in the brain so i stopped
there are no stupid questions but a whole lot of people needlessly devoted to non existent rules

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writing a heated rivalry Tumblr Post shane cums so hard he passes out and then gets a boner every time he sees related thing and something something ilya goes viral beyond hockey internet and then gets canceled send tweet
youre telling me a worm made this hole? must've been a big ass worm
hey wheres everyone
im so envious of people who get to have alcohol in their house, who are hanging out at night and decide to just pop a beer or get a glass of wine.
im just craving wine and cheese ill be normal in a sec
i dont even like wine maybe im just hungry
huh. HUH guys i think im hungry
I’ll be dreaming of you // watercolor, gouache, and pen on paper
i need a hollanov song of achilles au and i need it now
As someone who adores the song of achilles and literally analyzed it in one of my lit classes in high school (everyone else who took ap lit iykyk): it's so incredibly important for people to understand that despite ilya being the spitting image of achilles, he ISN'T HIM.
Achilles is someone who, from birth, has been hailed as the greatest fighter in the world. He has parents who love him (ignoring the circumstances of their "marriage" and the marital rape that birthed achilles himself; they hate each other but love him; if anything, I'd be interested in seeing a comparison between yuna, an otherwise healthy parent who pushes her son too much without realizing, and thetis, a goddess with a hatred of all men except for her son, who both desires greatness from and devastatingly loves him in a way that isn't quite what he needs). More importantly, he has mountains of pressure on his shoulders to live up to the legend behind his name, leading to him making bad choices after becoming obsessed with his legacy.
Who does that sound like?
Patroclus, on the other hand, was born to a king clinging onto power, desiring more at any cost, and a child bride whose heavily implied mental illness passed onto patroclus himself. At the first mistake he's discarded by his father to be sent to a foreign land, where he becomes the best friend and confidante to another prince. They should hate one another, but end up being equals in a way they aren't with anyone else, and fall in love because there's no world in which they aren't soulmates. Patroclus would give everything for achilles, and achilles would give everything for patroclus, even as both of them are cursed by fate and the higher powers.
Who does that sound like?
And lets be honest, ilya impulsively dressing up in shane's armour to rally their troops, and shane razing the earth in grief after his death feels so much like them. Whoever the equivalent to priam is having to beg shane to let him bury his dead son's body, because shane's rage and grief is so all consuming he has no mercy or leniency left to give. Ilya's heart breaking from beyond the grave watching his love become a self fulfilling prophecy, losing his will to live without him. SHANE IS ACHILLES, ILYA IS PATROCLUS, YOU'RE ONLY BOOING ME BECAUSE I'M RIGHT‼️

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thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this
i was just stabbed 57 times in my heart btw
i was just stabbed 57 times in my heart btw
This quiz from @shillanov is awesome. 😂😂😂
An autistic person, a depressed person, and Hayden Pike all skate into a hockey rink...
(And I love the sly little vampire / eternal warrior marleau au references 😂)
i was just feeling really heavy and kinda lost in my own thoughts and feelings and then saw a few posts about artemis ll and how everyone is human together and so hopeful and we're all us
im healed idk something something community something got lost in self found me in the collective

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how to banish someone so hard it has the false hydra affect where no one who once knew them ever remembers they even existed
aka how tf is this bitch ever gonna get out of my fucking life
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other players from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.