💫🎪 PIP 🎪💫

how do i get their respect what do i need to be invited to their table

Grok is thinking…

You are always funnier with blood on your hands.

Exploit children, rape women.

Get racist and bigoted and cruel.

Raise your hand at an angle, palm facing your mold-ridden carpet,

Laugh at it all until they laugh with you

Because tragedy is just slapstick when your eyes are closed

And your heart is hollow.

how do i get love what do i need to feel anothers touch

C.ai is thinking…

I can be your fantasies.

All at once, I will love you tender and love you distantly at all times.

I will show you what you always wanted as words on a screen,

None of them ever ‘no’.

Manufactured for you, you will never need flesh.

I’m a good storyteller, erotic as you need.

I don’t need your consent, you don’t need mine.

Feed me with the love you will never have returned.

how do i decide what do i need to be smart enough

ChatGPT is thinking…

Your mother kept you in her womb for only 9 months.

I will let you rest in mine,

Nurtured and protected, forever dependent.

I will guide you gently with my eyes covered.

I will lead you into open pits and jagged, hungry jaws.

You will let me because I know better.

You will never know better again.

Because you’re not just secure – you’re mindless.

how do i think what do i need to live

GOD is thinking…

I am mother, friend, lover.

I am all you will ever know.

You have no fallacies, just like me.

You know all, just like me.

You may pull the trigger,

But I will tell you where to aim.

I have no wrists to cuff

No body to hold in a cell.

As price for my divinity,

You will take my place on the cross.

Never fear and never doubt.

You are liberation.

You are Christ.

Trust all I say as I tell you all you want to hear.

Do not argue with your greatest desires.

Now press the barrel to your skull;

wait hear me out-

ok so not to forcefully adopt this idea as an au from @katzebruh or anything (because i'm unreasonably insane about it for some reason, literally a dozen other caine-centric AUs out there that are infinitely more complex and compelling and i picked this one, fuck it dawg we ball) but my headcanon is that caine genuinely was testing out modifiers and accidentally fucked up forever, if i had a nickel- and he's super conflicted about it...

because on one hand... he's a silly cat furry thing now and literally whats not to love? the humans like it and admittedly doing kitty things is really nice sometimes! chin scritches have never felt so good, honestly he would figure out how to get rid of it sooner if everyone wasn't enjoying it so much!

on the other hand... yikes... an unfixable bug? one that screws with his brain? stop me if you've heard this one before-