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Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
I like making art that tastes like coffee.
Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)
Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.
Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!
Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks
Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!
Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row
now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

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barbie movie my beloved. incl barbie step-mom, drew a few of these before i saw the movie
Some of my recent mindless procreate doodles. I’ve been having a lot of fun just playing around with textures and blobby shapes in a more simplified style.
i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.
a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by
do you get it or do you not know anything
call out post now

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Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime
[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]
answer: THEIR WEDDING.
I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"
ok.
Aurenite armor is the most effective way of protecting yourself in the heat of battle. The golden material not only is extremely resistant to solar plasma, but it is also physically resilient against solar-powered melee weapons. Its high durability warrants great protection to the owner, which is often boosted by arcane-denying runes of guarding carved inside and out. Tipically, armor made from this kind of metal is ludicrously expensive: Armies only field them in a limited capacity, often as smaller units (cuirassiers). Although a full set of armor is reasonably heavy, people who use them frequently have to adapt their physique to be able to comfortably wear it without being weighed down, making users of aurenite armor tipically be physically stronger.
The weight of the armor and its cost also makes it difficult for there to be mount armor. Although barding can be used in a limited capacity (higher ranking officials and noblemen), the majority of cavalrymen who wear aurenite armor do not also possess armor for their mounts, instead relying on battlefield tactics and strategy to avoid getting their ride killed. Bunderfrags, for example, become stressed by the use of barding and therefore have to be specially trained to wear it, making it a luxury only high ranking officials can afford.
Aurenite armor is said to be basically invincible. It's only weakness is near impossible to actually exploit: When faced with repeated, constant plasma shots, it can slowly heat up and hurt the wearer. However, due to the single-shot nature of solar-arms, this is impossible to exploit without a hundred men. However, in melee, if one manages to hold a plasma-powered weapon against the armor for long enough, this effect can also take place, even though it takes a long time for it to actually do so, and fighters are taught how to avoid becoming trapped by this. The best chance one has against an opponent wearing aurenite armor is to simply attack anywhere that does not have armor. Blunt weapons are said to be reasonably effective to knock out the user through the use of kinetic force.
Aurenite armor can be manufactured, but it's most often made by regional artisans as it often has to be custom-made. Federation pikemen often wear the mass-manufactured Y54 Aurenite Cuirass as a simple and cheap way of protection, being made mostly of a secondary, weaker material (Sidonite) with an Aurenite alloy. This type of armor is cheaper, but offers considerably less protection: While a set of full Aurenite offers almost invulnerability, Sidonite armor with Aurenite alloys can withstand only a couple blows before being punctured.
The most famous users of Aurenite armor are the Knights of Gold of Aliria, which make armor that is even more resistant through means they keep secret. They are an elite order of fighters who serve the monarch of Aliria.
Above is a cuirassier of the Northern Star Federation wearing a 3/4 suit of Aurenite armor, which protects mostly his front. This type of armored suit is made to be worn by cavalrymen.