Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

Actually no how the fuck is it august

Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.

@tiramisioux

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

@theswisscheeserag Hm.

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.