stanleighsdoodles

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex

thinking about the casual intimacy of showing someone you love an unfinished work of art, the underlying message saying, i trust you with my unpolished heart

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I’m a 5 year old because I couldn’t tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you’re texting someone

I will be convinced that the entire grocery store is staring at me when I’m reading the nutritional facts on a can of soup.