Whoop Dee Do It’s A Coup

walk up in the club like what up i got a pip plup

lets go and smile

lets just freakin get out of here and smile

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.