please be nice to me unless you’re being mean in a hot way

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time