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No, you’re wrong, no one is attractive. I can prove it. Look. *pulls out U-shaped magnet and tries to get it to stick to each person* *magnet falls to the ground* See, science.

Global pandemics bring out every ounce of stupid in human civilizations.

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

Antoni Porowski has the biggest golden retriever energy and it’s so adorable

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

Intelligence vs wisdom

When playing truth or dare, kids are afraid of the dares while adults are afraid of the truths

And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist

That is a death trap

ok fun but like… how do you stop?

I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??

They’ve discovered a perpetual lawsuit machine.

Kids seriously have a deathwish

It’s like they took a Medieval torture device and converted it into playground equipment.

Part of growing up is realizing everyone is an asshole including yourself

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?