Stale Cabbage

Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

If I were alby I would simply not go out with the drug-addicted syphilitic closeted stepbrother/situationship of the guy who once gay bashed me so badly that I spent 6 months in a coma and needed multiple facial reconstruction surgeries

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

its always morally correct to give your blorbos disorders

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is