Murder En Mythos

If you can't love her fat tummy in public and around your friends, then you don't deserve to jack off to it alone in your room

Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

when I say “be safe” I say that shit from the bottom of my heart

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

You did, my leige

No, that can’t be right.

You use Tumblr op

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

Im sorry to say you’re on Tumblr right now op…

I’m in my living room.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play