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I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

just cleaned a space so dirty i actually started saying out loud to myself "your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your b-"

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

"They"? "Us"? You just fell for it.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

humanconnection.com/beginners

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.