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Another question I had about Thaden
I get that those two are the same age chronologically, but does it count as age gap now? Baden was dead for some years, right? His reoccurrence was described with an "eventually".
Brutus/Thane. is this anything? just me and this one Russian guy?
I was joking before, but now I've sat with the thought for a little and I think. Ok. Imagine being a bitter political enemy of House Rayne and hearing Thaden Rumors. It'd be like this
For literally anyone Thane's pissed off bad enough.
thinking about Cupsy☆Yummy
playing across from a tough coolguy with an edgy deck and he goes "I use this effect to destroy your monster" and I go "which one" and he goes "you only have one" and i go "you have to tell me what you're targeting" and he goes "that one" and i go "say it" and he, visibly sweating, goes "c....cupsy. yummy." and i go "wrong that's not what it's called" "wha--" "it's Cupsy☆Yummy" and he goes "how did you do that with your mouth"
you're goddamn right
Sometimes when I look at Yu-Gi-Oh cards, I think we should just go extinct quietly and quickly
why would you say something like this. Cupsy☆Yummy hasn't hurt anyone.

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Asking a question that's been on my mind since I checked the tumblr tag for this game
Hey, do you guys think Thane would go down on ye olde obscenity charges over Baden? Does it still count as necrophilia when the guy can talk?
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook
“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises
“The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.” That quote literally got me through grieving my brother like WTNV goes HARD
A List of Some of My Favorite Quotes From This Insane Podcast:
"You are beautiful when you do beautiful things."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights-- mostly void, partially stars-- that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."
"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small and yet it is."
"Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will."
"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you."
“Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.”
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
"When we talk about teenagers, we adults often talk with an air of scorn, of expectation for disappointment. And this can make people who are presently teenagers feel very defensive. But what everyone should understand is that none of us are talking to the teenagers that exist now, but talking back to the teenager we ourselves once were – all stupid mistakes and lack of fear, and bodies that hadn’t yet begun to slump into a lasting nothing. Any teenager who exists now is incidental to the potent mix of nostalgia and shame with which we speak to our younger selves."
"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error."
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people."
"A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk."
"There's nothing under your bed. There's nothing in your closet. Nothing waits in every darkness. Nothing is the most terrifying thing of all."
"The night sky is ten miles wide, eight miles deep, and floats three miles up. Its favourite food is grape jelly. It wants to be a drummer."
"Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."
"Ignorance might not actually be bliss, but it is certainly less work."
"And now, a special report. Crocodiles: Can they eat your children? *YES.*"
"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don’t worry."
"As long as I’m reminding myself things, I’m a good person, worthy of love – both from myself and others."
"Guns don't kill people! It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle!"
"Everything is exciting! Particularly existence. Existence is the most thrilling fact of all."
"There is a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."
"You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't commit."
"I like my coffee like I like my nights. Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through. "
"A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale."
"And now, the weather."
I discovered this podcast at the beginning of high school, and let me tell you, it rewired my synapses.
Not only was it my first experience with positive LGBT representation, it was the show I clung to when everything else went to shit. Whatever was going on in my life, I knew I had this show in my corner, making me laugh, making me cry, making me feel okay about my place in the universe.
I owe the creators of this podcast more than I could express.
"the lights over the Arby's" is such an intrinsically queer piece of writing that it hits me *hard* every time.
"We will never be the same again. But here's a little secret for you: no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you aren't that person anymore, and everything changes once again." (from Episode 75)
"The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity."
My first (and so far, only) tattoo is a quote that says
"Dream big, dream looming. Dream a force that is so beyond you in scale that you mistake it for the world."
From one of my favourite episodes, A Story About Huntokar
"Her ways are ways of sorrow and they only lead her to herself. She is a closed loop of a person."
"You should not forgive me just because I had love in my heart. Intension never matter."
Actually, I have some more thoughts to share about AFK arena. Specifically about some character designs.
It's really funny how you can tell which of these characters were designed to appeal to gay men vs. straight women.
I might be a trans woman, but I have a corporate job, so,

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I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
Afk arena has some interesting lore for being a tippy tappy mobile numbers go up game. That said, the only thought I have worth sharing is this: Angelo looks like he should have hickies.
I got promoted months ago and I haven't had time for my real passion: anime fanfiction
The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week
why are there so many tonight dough posts

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Far Cry 6
Dog
Reblog to pet the dog.
Like to pet the dog.
Ignore to pet the dog.
Is that a goddamn……*checks teeth, snout, and crocodilian guide* alligator?!
Have you never seen a borzoi?
*looks at image and video very carefully*
Oh, my mistake, it was a borzoi.