super stellar

i hope u all know that when i put a little space before the question mark at the end of a sentence i am tilting my head at u like a dog

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

Posting "the autism won today" on Facebook and all the moms are sympathetic to me but what I really mean is that I got to hit it from the back because I know a lot of fun facts about 3D modeling

oh just clicking around online for something good to look at… tending my visual harvest…. you know how it is : )

chasing that rat poison high....

kids don’t fall down wells like they used to

Yeah well my mom told me you’re probably a false prophet

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

your honor can you please just leave my client alone

you're laughing. they changed me from wet food to dry food and you're laughing.

Weird girls suffer more than marines

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

i love hanging out with girls who are also trainwrecks bc i can like vomit all over the side of a car and theyre like We’ve all been there :)