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Summary: Hebe sings as he bakes and things go⌠Strange.Â
Hebe hummed softly to himself as he paused for a moment, pinching off a small piece of the dough that he had been kneading, lifting it up to the light and carefully pulling it apart, to see if he had achieved the window-pane effect that meant that the dough had been properly kneaded yet. It tears in his fingers before he can get what the instructions say is correct. A soft sigh leaves the young alpha legionnaire, and he gently reincorporates the small dough blob into the larger dough blob.
He pushes the dough flat with the base of his palms, before pulling it back with his fingers, before pausing for a moment, turning it ninety-degrees, and repeating the motion. He does this over and over again as he sings a shanty that he only half remembers. Heâs not quite sure where he picked it up - and the fact that he doesnât remember is a sign that whatever mission he went on had been⌠Edited post-completion by one of the old bastards he used to be forced to serve.
âCome all ye void sailors who obey the throne!â
Keme, who was editing a video with headphones on sung back
âWey hay, pray to the crown!â
Hebe continued to the next line as he kept kneading the dough, timing his kneading to the tempo of the song âAnd please pay attention and listen to me~â
He was focused on this task. Heâd been trying out different hobbies, now that he and Keme were out from under The Bastardsâ thumb. While his and Kemeâs fosters said that he could try any hobby he liked, even ones that werenât⌠Useful to other people, only enriching himself, the young hydra couldnât quite bring himself to do that just yet.Â
Besides, the chemistry involved in baking was absolutely fascinating, and he really liked being able to know for certain what went into the food that he made. The fact that the two who were fostering him and his twin also seemed to appreciate the fresh bread and other baked goods that he made - when they turned out well, and Hebe was determined to make more good food than something that needed to be fed to the animals, or left on the compost pile to either rot or be eaten by the very spooky Death Guard who liked to lurk there.Â
Keme called back âGimme some time to pray to the throne!â As the next beat of the song. He continued to click and type away as he continued to work on the latest batch of videos that heâd made. He had ensured that his face and voice while recording were the ones that were most popular for each video type that he had made.Â
âI am a warp-born sailor just in from Cadia!â Hebe continues to sing, doing his best to keep his mind from wandering too much. He did want to make sure that he didnât over-knead the dough because he was being absent-minded, after all.Â
Keme did the first response again, sounding happier than he had been in some time. Then again, they were able to keep most of what they made, except for a reasonable cut to their fosters for rent, utilities and food. Neither one of them could quite believe the stroke of luck that they had gotten in being able to shelter in this nest.
Hebe continued to next verse of the song âIf you buy me a drink, then Iâll sing you a song~â
Keme answered with the second response.
Hebe blinked, as he continued to knead the dough. He hummed the chorus, as he couldnât quite remember what the lyrics to the chorus were, and trying to push for them made his head hurt and his hands shake. That was something to note down in his journal. He probably didnât want to know why, as Rahas generally didnât-
DidnâtâŚ
DidâŚ
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?
What?
Right! The song! He should go back to the song as he continued to knead the dough, trying to figure out why his mind had gone so strangely blank for several moments. Something warm was sliding down his face, but Hebe paid it no mind. âThereâs Sisters and Tech-Priests and Soldiers and all~â
Keme answered with the first call back once again.
Hebe continued to sing, though he was feeling a little⌠Strange. As if he wasnât fully in his body for some reason as the words spilled from his lips âThey all ship for sailors on the vessel of black~â
Keme answers with the second call again, though his voice sounds hazy and distant. Â
Another lyric was pulled out of him as he continues to knead. The smell of the dough was mixed with something coppery. It was familiar in a not-good way. But Hebe felt very floaty and disconnected as he continued to sing âHide your psykers, lest they never come back.â
Keme answers with the first call⌠At least heâs pretty sure he hears the other sing again.
Hebeâs vision. Is. Hazy?
He blinks, raising one hand to his mouth as something wet. And sticky? Slides across his lips. He pulls his hand away. Crimson sticks to his fingers. âKeme? Iâm going⌠To sit down now⌠I feel⌠Very strange.âÂ
Hebe stumbles back and falls, though a newly familiar and safe-comfortable set of pale arms catches him as the world dissolves into shadow.Â
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Hebe wakes with a gasp, flailing in confusion as Keme stands over him. âI⌠What? Where?â
âYou started humming loudly and fighting your blankets. Weâre at the nest, safe and sound. Weâre safe here, Hebe. Whatever nightmare that was haunting you is not real.â Keme soothes, kneeling down and looking his brother directly in the eyes. â⌠Do you want to talk about it?â
âI⌠It didnât seem like a nightmare at first⌠Then things got weird and I started bleeding while singing.â Hebe explains, trying to hold onto the nightmare to try. And parse it. It made no sense whatsoever.Â
âThat sucks. Do you think you can go back to sleep tonight? Or do you need time to settle your mind?â Keme asks, voice gentle as he reaches out and pulls his brother into a hug.
âI donât know⌠I think Iâll stay up for a bit.â Hebe answers, taking in a deep breath, trying to steady himself. âYou can go back to sleep, Iâll read for a little bit and then try to sleep after.â
Keme nods and yawns, crawling back into bed and falling asleep moments later.
Hebe reads one of the trashy romance novels that he really shouldnât enjoy, but does.Â
This isn't even a scinario but i just had a silly latenight thought.
Honsu of the Iron Warriors lands in Husbandry and is confused because of the various bonded pairs.
Encounters Rose and Cato. Not only confronted with Cato gets hissed and shot at by a baseline with exceptional aim. Also haveing the non zero chance of a bunch of primaris and nigh lord scouts jumping in while he was distracted because the mortal dares to order him, "My Ultramarine! Go find your own!!!"
He lands near Kara and Mirak. Why is there a smal Sevatar? And so so inexplicably many Alpharii coming out of the wood work to chase him off/escort to base
Lands in front of Hura and Mouse. Hura "yes baby cousin your threat display is very scarry, lets get you back to base. Now." Most pleasant threats ever received.
This isn't even a scinario but i just had a silly latenight thought.
Honsu of the Iron Warriors lands in Husbandry and is confused because of the various bonded pairs.
Encounters Rose and Cato. Not only confronted with Cato gets hissed and shot at by a baseline with exceptional aim. Also haveing the non zero chance of a bunch of primaris and nigh lord scouts jumping in while he was distracted because the mortal dares to order him, "My Ultramarine! Go find your own!!!"
He lands near Kara and Mirak. Why is there a smal Sevatar? And so so inexplicably many Alpharii coming out of the wood work to chase him off/escort to base
Lands in front of Hura and Mouse. Hura "yes baby cousin your threat display is very scarry, lets get you back to base. Now." Most pleasant threats ever received.
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Authorâs note: Day 14 of Fluffy July 2026! Masterlist here. I hope you enjoy~
Warnings: accidental love confession, blindfold, mentioned past rejection, astartes x baseline reader, please ask me to tag something if Iâve missed it
Summary: Ahirom is taken somewhere special by you, his bonded.Â
"Alright, you've brought me out into the middle of somewhere, and I've been wearing this blindfold for hours. What is it that you wanted to show me?" Ahirom asks, a playful note on his voice as he turned his head towards where he could hear the source of his bonded's breathing. He'd been sitting in your car for hours as they drove him... Somewhere.
The sounds of a city had long since fallen away. He could hear the whisper of leaves, and the scent of pollution was much more faint. But he could only guess at the direction- or rather the directions that his bonded had driven him in.Â
"I'm not quite ready for you to remove your blindfold just yet. " You respond, and he can hear the amusement in your voice. "I am going to get out of my side of the car, then come around to your side. I want to guide you on foot to the exact spot that I'd like for you to see and experience, but it won't be a long walk. I'll guide you the whole way. Please?"
Ahirom hums softly, his hearts full of love and fondness for his bonded. How could he say no? He knows that they are asking for him to trust them more - and how could he not? "As you wish, my dear. I will follow in your stead."
"Thanks baby, I love you so much-" you gasp softly.
He can imagine that you are biting your lower lip, possibly blushing. Your heartbeat sped up dramatically.Â
You had yet to say that you loved him out loud until now.
Ahirom smiles, turning his face towards the source of your voice "I love you too, my hearts."
"You... You do?" Your voice was small, hopeful and vulnerable.Â
"Yes, I do. I have for some time, my dear." The Emperor's Child confessed. He had been smitten with them since the first moment you and he had met, as a matter of fact. You work alongside some of his cousins and other baselines in the main cafeteria of Stoneflame base. You'd brought him the first meal he had on Ancient Terra. A turkey and Swiss sandwich with vegetables and a couple of mild sauces and freshly fried fries, and water with cucumber slices and mint leaves. It had felt like a luxurious meal, as Ahirom was used to nutri-gruel, ration bars and whatever could be scrounge up post-battle. There was the occasional feast or celebration of a particularly difficult or spectacular compliance, but that was a rare occurrence. He hadn't confessed his love for you as he hadn't wanted to confess too early and scare you away.Â
You had been so gracious when you and he had discovered the Bond. It likely had helped that you had seen other astartes and baselines find that they were bonded, among them being your father, who is bonded to a Salamander, and your mother, who is bonded to an Astral Claw. Still, you had been generous enough to allow him space in your life - not every baseline did. Ahirom had seen some of the fallout of rejected bonds, although how those astartes were stabilized... Ahirom did not know, nor did he ever want to find out.
Your eyes must well from tears, as he can smell salty water suddenly, and you lean over the center console of the car and hug him tightly. "Thank you. I do love you too! I just⌠I wasnât sure if it was too early to say that. I know that Bonds can take many different forms, and I wasnât sure how you felt about me.âÂ
Ahirom hugs you tightly, tucking your head under his chin, gently pulling you over and into his lap. He presses a gentle kiss to your forehead and murmurs âI am honored by your love, and I reciprocate how you feel. I am grateful beyond words that you love me romantically as well.â
You bury your face into one of his shoulders, warm and wet tears quickly staining his shirt. Youâd been left by potential lovers before because you were told that you loved too quickly and too intensely in the past. Youâd gone to therapy and worked on your attachment style, but⌠With Ahirom, youâd fallen hard and fast and had been doing your best to not come off as too much. You eventually let go, and he brushes the tears from your eyes. âRight. Okay. Iâm⌠Thank you. Letâs go on that short walk to what I wanted to show you.â
âAs you wish, my love. You have your key to the car?â He asks, voice warm and gentle and a little bit teasing.Â
You pout at him, heâs certain of it as you jingle the key in your hand âI have it right here, thank you for the reminder.â You give him a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek before getting out of the car and off of his lap. You take one of his hands in both of yours and say âAlright, come follow me, love.â
âAs you wish, my love.â Ahirom answers, a pleased smile appearing on his face as he unfastens the seatbelt and gets out of your car with an elegance that you envy sometimes.Â
You pull him away from the car and close the door behind him. âOkay, the pavement ends in one step for you, and then weâre going to be walking on a dirt path. Itâs a gentle incline, but there are no roots or something similar to trip over.âÂ
âAlright, lead me on, my love.â Ahirom answers, a warm smile on his face - one that makes your cheeks warm and your heart soar and swell in your chest.Â
You carefully lead him through the woods, up the gentle incline, and guide him to sit down at the picnic table that you were quickly setting up a spread of delicious foods - many of which you knew he really liked - as well as a sealed pitcher of lemonade. You call out to him âYou can remove your blindfold now.âÂ
Ahirom does so, looking around. His eyes widen as he takes in the scene. Youâve sat him under a weeping willow tree, at the top of a small hill that overlooks a forest. He can see and hear a stream flowing at the base of the far side of the hill. He can hear birds chirping and small woodland creatures skittering around in the underbrush. There are wildflowers growing in vibrant colors. He can see a couple of black and yellow butterflies flitting from flower to flowerâŚ
And in the middle of all of this wondrous, perfect splendor, you sit. Radiant and effortlessly gorgeous in your t-shirt and jeans, taking little peeks at him as you fidget with the spread of delicious looking and smelling food.Â
âThis is⌠Thank you for bringing me here. Its beauty only pales in comparison to you, my love.â Ahirom murmurs, voice low and reverent as he reaches a hand across the table and gently pulls one of your hands up to his lips, pressing a kiss to your knuckles. âThank you.â
You blush and murmur âYouâre welcome. This is one of my favorite parks. Ready to eat?â
âYour food? Always.â Ahirom answers, a flirty grin on his face as he kisses your knuckles once more, before letting you go and reaching for the nearest dish.
The veterinary clinic sat at the edge of town like a fortress of small miseries.
Magnus saw it first through the truck window as you pulled into the gravel lot. A low, flat-roofed building painted a shade of beige that had given up on ambition decades ago. The sign out front read ST. CELESTINE ANIMAL HOSPITAL in faded blue letters, with a cartoon dog and cat beneath it, both smiling in a way that suggested they had never actually visited the place. The windows were barred with security grates. The front door was solid metal with a hydraulic hinge. It looked, Magnus thought, like a building that had seen things.
More importantly, it felt like one.
The moment the truck crossed the property line, something pressed against the edge of Magnus's psychic awareness. Not a presence. Not a consciousness. An atmosphere. Pain, confusion, resignation clung to the walls and the parking lot and the scrubby bushes by the entrance like old smoke. Not malignant. Not hostile. Just... heavy. The accumulated distress of thousands of animals who had passed through those doors and not understood why.
Magnus ruffled his feathers and tried to draw his mind back. The sensation clung anyway. In his old body he would have dismissed it as background noise. In this one, every instinct screamed at him to fly away.
ÂŤSomething is wrong with this placeÂť he said.
Leman, already on his feet in the back of the truck, gave him a puzzled look. ÂŤIt is vet. They fix things.Âť
ÂŤThere is a miasma. A weight. Can you not feel it?Âť
Leman sniffed the air through the open window. His tail wagged once, experimentally. ÂŤSmells like disinfectant and cat urine. Nothing new. You are being dramatic.Âť
ÂŤI am notâÂť
You killed the engine. The sudden silence cut Magnus off. In the front seat, Fulgrim lay motionless on the blanket, and Corvus had gone limp enough that only the faint rise and fall of his chest proved he still lived. You were already out of the truck before Magnus could form another protest.
Leman shouldered the rear door open with practiced ease and jumped down onto the gravel. His paws crunched on the stones. He turned back, tongue lolling, and looked up at Magnus still perched on the torn bench.
ÂŤCome. I will show you where treats are.Âť
ÂŤI do not require treats,Âť Magnus said.
ÂŤYou will. Nurse has good ones. Liver flavor.Âť
Magnus stared at him.
Leman stared back, entirely sincere.
Then you yanked the passenger door open and gathered Fulgrim into your arms with a care that made Magnus's complaint die in his throat. The snake was utterly limp. Blood had dried in dark patches along his purple scales. You cradled him against your chest, then reached for Corvus. The raven stirred weakly at the motion, beak opening, but no sound came out. You tucked him into the crook of your other arm and kicked the truck door shut behind you.
"Leman, with me. Now."
Leman fell into step beside you at once. Magnus had no choice but to launch himself from the truck and flap after you, landing awkwardly on the pavement just outside the clinic door.
The hydraulic hinge hissed as you shoved through.
Inside, the clinic was aggressively clean. White tile floors. Fluorescent lights that buzzed at a frequency Magnus could feel in his beak. A reception desk with a computer and a stack of clipboards. Chairs along one wall, the kind with molded plastic seats and metal legs. A woman behind the desk looked up as you burst in, and her expression shifted from routine boredom to alert concern in half a second.
"I need Dr. Chen," you said. "Now. Snake and a raven. Both attacked. The snake's been bleeding for at least twenty minutes. The raven has a wing injury and possible shock."
The receptionist was already on her feet, pressing a button on the desk. "He's in Exam Two. Go straight back. I'll tell him you're coming."
You didn't wait. You pushed through the swinging door into the hallway beyond, Leman at your heels, Magnus flapping behind in a controlled panic.
The hallway smelled worse than the waiting room. Sharper. More chemical. Under the disinfectant, Magnus caught the ghost-scent of blood and urine and the cold metallic tang of surgical steel. The psychic weight pressed harder here. Not evil. Just... heavy. The walls had absorbed too much animal terror over too many years. It seeped out now like groundwater.
Magnus hated it.
A man in a white coat stepped out of a doorway ahead. He was tall, broad-shouldered, with graying hair and a face that had settled into calm competence decades ago. His hands were already gloved. His eyes went straight to the animals in your arms.
"Exam Two," he said. "On the table. Tell me what happened."
You followed him into a small room lined with cabinets and dominated by a stainless steel examination table. You laid Fulgrim out first, then Corvus beside him. The raven's good eye flickered open and fixed on the vet with a venom Magnus could feel across the room.
"Fight," you said, breathless. "I don't know the details. I found them in the trees behind my property. The snake had talon marks all over him. The raven's wing is broken or dislocated. They've both lost a lot of blood."
Dr. Chen was already examining Fulgrim, fingers moving with a gentleness that surprised Magnus. "Colubrid. Purple glossy snake. These punctures are consistent with bird talons. Corvid, by the spacing." He glanced at Corvus. "Your raven did this?"
"I think so. I don't know. They were just... on the ground together."
The vet made a noncommittal sound and continued his examination. Fulgrim did not move. His tongue did not flick. For one awful moment, Magnus thought he had died in the truck without anyone noticing.
Then Fulgrim's tail twitched.
Magnus released a breath he had not realized he was holding.
"We're going to need to sedate both of them," Dr. Chen said. He was already reaching for a drawer. "The snake's wounds need cleaning and suturing. The raven's wing needs imaging before I can set it. Are they wild or yours?"
"Mine," you said, then hesitated. "Sort of. Rescues. Recent."
The vet nodded as though this explained everything.
Behind him, a young woman in scrubs appeared in the doorway. "Dr. Chen, we've got the surgery suite prepped."
"Good. Get Kim and start on the snake. I'll take the raven." He glanced at you. "You'll need to wait in the front. We'll update you as soon as we know more."
You looked down at Fulgrim and Corvus, and Magnus saw the war on your face. The urge to stay. The knowledge that staying would only be in the way.
"Please," you said. "Please save them."
Dr. Chen met your eyes. "We'll do our best."
Two more nurses appeared. One lifted Fulgrim with practiced hands and carried him out. The other, a stocky woman with a no-nonsense expression, scooped up Corvus despite his weak attempt to snap at her.
That was when Corvus started screaming.
It was not a bird's cry. It was something older and rawer, dragged up from a place that had nothing to do with broken wings. It cut through the hallway like a blade. Magnus felt it in his skull. In his chest. In every feather that stood suddenly on end.
You flinched.
The nurse held firm. "Easy, easy. You're okay. We've got you."
"Can I go with him?" you asked.
Dr. Chen shook his head. "It's better if you wait. Animals pick up on our stress. If you're calm out front, it'll help them stay calm in back."
Magnus wanted to point out that Corvus had not been calm a single moment since arriving on this planet, but he held his tongue. Not that he could speak aloud anyway.
You let yourself be guided back to the waiting room. Your shoulders were tight. Your hands were trembling faintly. Leman immediately rested his head on your knee. You scratched behind his ears on autopilot, eyes fixed on the door to the back.
Magnus perched on the chair beside you and stared at that same door.
The screaming continued for a long time.
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The nurse named Daisy had very gentle hands and absolutely no fear of birds.
Magnus discovered this the hard way when she scooped him off the chair without warning, tucked him under one arm like a feathery football, and carried him into an exam room before he could process what was happening.
"Let's get a look at you too," she said, setting him on a towel-lined table. "Looks like you were in the wars as well."
Magnus opened his beak to protest. What came out was an undignified squawk.
"Shh, shh. I know. It's been a rough day."
He was not being comforted. He was a Primarch. He had commanded fleets and shattered worlds and bent the laws of reality to his will. He did not require shushing.
Daisy ran a gloved finger along the edge of his injured wing, and Magnus's entire body locked up.
"That's a nasty scrape," she said. "Doesn't look deep, but we should clean it and get some antibiotic cream on it. You'll be sore for a few days." She paused, tilting her head. "You're a big boy, aren't you? Biggest macaw I've ever seen."
Magnus puffed his chest feathers on reflex before he could stop himself. Leman, the traitor, was watching from the open doorway with his tail wagging.
ÂŤShe called you big,Âť Leman said into his mind. ÂŤYou are weak to praise.Âť
ÂŤI am not weak to anything,Âť Magnus snapped.
ÂŤYour feathers puffed.Âť
ÂŤThat was a physiological response to temperature variation.Âť
ÂŤSure, sure.Âť
Daisy cleaned the scrape with something that stung, then applied a cool gel that soothed. Magnus tolerated this with what he considered monumental dignity. She then checked his blind eye, made a soft sympathetic sound, and declared that she could not do much for it but it did not seem to be causing him pain.
Then she said the words that changed everything.
"Okay, big guy. Just two quick injections and you'll be all set."
Magnus went rigid.
He saw the syringe in her hand. It was enormous. It was sharp. It was filled with a liquid that gleamed under the fluorescent lights like liquid malevolence.
ÂŤWhat. Is. That?Âť he said, and his mental voice was not quite steady.
Leman, still in the doorway, tilted his head. ÂŤMedicine.Âť
ÂŤI do not require medicine.Âť
ÂŤYou fought Corvus. You might have bird germs.Âť
ÂŤBirdâÂť Magnus's mind stuttered. ÂŤThere are no such things as bird germs!Âť
ÂŤNurse thinks there are.Âť
Daisy swabbed a spot on his breast with alcohol. The cold made him flinch. "It's okay big guy, just a little pinch," she said.
Magnus prepared himself for the worst pain of his existence.
The needle went in. It was, objectively, a very small pinch.
Magnus squawked anyway. Loudly. With feeling.
"Aww, poor baby," Daisy cooed. "Almost done. One more."
The second injection was worse only because Magnus knew it was coming. He held perfectly still through sheer force of will and stared at the far wall while she doing it. Leman's tail was now wagging hard enough to create a breeze.
ÂŤYou screamed,Âť Leman observed.
ÂŤI expressed surprise verbally,Âť Magnus corrected.
ÂŤYou did a loud bird noise. It was a scream.Âť
Magnus turned his head very slowly and fixed Leman with his one good eye. ÂŤI will remember this.Âť
A second nurse appeared in the doorway, the same stocky woman who had carried Corvus back. She had a bag of treats in one hand and a roll of bandages in the other. When she saw Leman, her face broke into a grin.
"Leman! There's my favorite troublemaker."
Leman's entire body wiggled. He trotted over to her and sat down with the precise posture of a dog who knew exactly how to work the system. She crouched and rubbed both hands over his ears while he leaned into it, eyes half-lidded.
"How's the mouth, buddy? Let me see."
Leman opened his jaws obediently. The nurse peered at the cut on his gums from the metal latch, made a thoughtful noise, and dabbed it with something from a tube.
"Not bad. Keep it clean. No chewing on metal, okay?"
Leman licked her hand.
ÂŤYou are shameless,Âť Magnus said.
ÂŤI have treats now,Âť Leman replied, and it was true. The nurse had produced a biscuit from the bag and was feeding it to him in small pieces. ÂŤShe is my favorite human who is not the handler. She gives the good biscuits. The ones shaped like bones.Âť
Magnus, still moping on the exam table with two injection sites throbbing faintly on his breast, hated him a little bit.
The nurses finished their work and left them in a small recovery area off the side of the waiting room. It was a quiet corner with a few cages, a bench, and a low table covered in magazines. Magnus hopped down from the exam table and retreated to the farthest corner, where he hunched his shoulders and glared at nothing.
Leman followed, still chewing his biscuit.
ÂŤYou are sulking,Âť Leman said.
ÂŤI am recovering. There is a difference.Âť
ÂŤFrom two little needle-pokes?Âť
Magnus turned his back.
The recovery area had a window that looked out onto the parking lot. The sun had shifted while they were inside. Late afternoon light slanted across the gravel, catching the dust in golden bars. Magnus stared at it and tried to sort through the tangle of his thoughts.
Fulgrim might die. Corvus might die. The day had started with a bath and ended with a truck full of blood, and somewhere in the middle of it all, he had seen roads that might have been built on ancient Terra. This planet, this absurd little farm world, was either the cradle of humanity or a very convincing echo of it. Either way, it was significant. Either way, he needed more information.
He also needed to stop being poked with needles.
Leman settled onto the bench beside him, front paws dangling over the edge in a pose that was not quite dignified. His golden fur was dirty in places from earlier.
ÂŤYou have questions,Âť Leman said. ÂŤI can feel them rattling around. Ask.Âť
Magnus hesitated. He was not accustomed to asking Leman Russ for information. The old dynamic between them had been built on rivalry, suspicion, and the unspoken understanding that their father had pitted them against each other like game pieces. This easy, open offer of help was disorienting.
He pushed the old resentment aside with effort.
ÂŤThe vet,Âť Magnus said. ÂŤYou have been here before.Âť
ÂŤMany times,Âť Leman agreed. ÂŤDr. Che is good man. Stitched my side when I fought badger. Removed thorn from my paw. Gave me medicine when I ate something I should not have eaten.Âť
ÂŤWhat did you eat?Âť
ÂŤMany things,Âť Leman said evasively. ÂŤThe point is, he fixes things. He fixed me. He will fix Fulgrim and the Raven too.Âť
Magnus wanted to believe that. He wanted it with a ferocity that surprised him. The alternative was that he had watched Corvus nearly kill Fulgrim, then helped carry them both to this place of cold tile and chemical smells, only to have them die on a metal table while strangers poked at their wounds.
From somewhere deep in the back of the clinic, a fresh scream cut through the walls.
The scream faded into a hoarse croak, then silence. A moment later, Magnus heard your voice through the door, low and soothing, the words indistinct but the cadence unmistakably gentle. You must have been allowed back after all, or perhaps you had simply ignored the vet's advice and gone anyway. Magnus found he was not surprised.
ÂŤShe is with him,Âť Leman said. ÂŤThis is good. Her voice makes things less scary.Âť
ÂŤYou sound like a puppy.Âť
ÂŤI sound like someone who has been scared and then not-scared because handler was there,Âť Leman said without embarrassment. ÂŤIt works. You will see.Âť
Magnus did not answer.
Another scream. This one shorter. Then a long silence broken only by the murmur of your voice and the distant clink of surgical instruments.
Magnus looked away from the door and found himself staring at the magazines on the low table. They were the sort of publications that existed only in waiting rooms: issues of farming periodicals and pet care digests and a single copy of a news magazine with a headline about a local pumpkin festival. He hopped onto the table and used his beak to flip one open.
The pages were glossy. The words were in Low Gothic, or something very close to it. Advertisements for livestock feed. An article about rotational grazing. A photograph of a cow that had won a ribbon.
He flipped another page with his claw.
ÂŤWhat are you doing?Âť Leman asked.
ÂŤGathering intelligence.Âť
ÂŤYou are reading about cow.Âť
ÂŤThe cow may be relevant.Âť
Leman made a sound that might have been a laugh. ÂŤYou are bored.Âť
Magnus flipped another page more aggressively than necessary. ÂŤI am a scholar. I have written treatises on metaphysics and the nature of the Warp. I can find interest in any subject, no matter how mundane.Âť
ÂŤWhat does the article say?Âť
Magnus scanned the text. ÂŤIt is about... the nutritional benefits of alfalfa.Âť
ÂŤHa.Âť
He flipped the magazine closed and shoved it away with one foot. Across the room, a young nurse was watching them. She had her phone out and was pointing it in their direction, a small smile on her face.
Magnus went very still.
ÂŤLeman,Âť he said. ÂŤWhat is that object?Âť
Leman followed his gaze. ÂŤPhone.Âť
ÂŤWhat does it do?Âť
ÂŤMany things.Âť Leman's tail wagged slowly. ÂŤTakes pictures. Sends messages. Shows moving pictures of dogs doing tricks. Handler watches it at night and laughs.Âť
Magnus stared at the phone with renewed intensity. A communication device. A repository of information. Possibly a gateway to understanding this world and how they had arrived here.
ÂŤThe nurse is pointing it at us,Âť he observed.
ÂŤShe is taking picture,Âť Leman said. ÂŤYou are very red. People like taking pictures of red birds.Âť
Magnus preened a chest feather into place before he could stop himself. ÂŤI am not merely red. I am Ara macao. The colouration is striking.Âť
ÂŤYou are preening again.Âť
ÂŤI am maintaining my feathers.Âť
The nurse tapped at her phone, smiled at whatever she had captured, and tucked it back into her pocket. Magnus tracked the motion with sharp focus.
ÂŤCould I use one?Âť he asked.
Leman looked at him. Then, very slowly, looked down at Magnus's feet.
His claws, sharp and curved, designed for gripping perches and branches and the occasional Corvus Corax. Not designed for tapping on small flat rectangles.
Magnus followed his gaze. Understood. Felt a spike of irritation so pure it made his blind eye twitch.
ÂŤDo not say it,Âť he warned.
Leman said nothing. His silence was somehow worse than words.
ÂŤI could operate it with my beak,Âť Magnus said.
ÂŤSure.Âť
ÂŤI am very precise.Âť
ÂŤI believe you.Âť
ÂŤYou do not believe me.Âť
Leman's ears tipped back in what Magnus now recognized as suppressed amusement. ÂŤYou would peck phone. Phone would break. Nurse would be sad.Âť
Magnus wanted to argue. He wanted to list every fine motor skill he had possessed in his original body, every delicate manipulation of warp-stuff and material reality that had earned him the title of sorcerer. But his current body was a bird. His beak was good for cracking nuts and biting his brother's wing and not much else. And Leman, the infuriating mutt, was right.
He settled for a low, irritated croak.
From the back of the clinic, the screaming had stopped entirely. Magnus noticed the silence the way one noticed the absence of a toothache. It should have been a relief. Instead, it made him nervous.
ÂŤThey have finished,Âť Leman said. ÂŤOr sedated him enough that he cannot scream.Âť
ÂŤThose are very different things.Âť
ÂŤYes.Âť
They waited.
The minutes stretched. The sunlight outside shifted another few degrees. The nurse who had taken Magnus's picture moved past the recovery area with a stack of folders. She waved at Leman. Leman wagged his tail.
Then the door to the back swung open.
You stepped out, and Magnus knew before you spoke that it was going to be all right. Your face was tired and your shirt was still stained with blood, but your shoulders had dropped from your ears. You walked like someone who had just put down a weight.
Dr. Chen followed you out, pulling off his gloves.
"They're both stable," he said, and Magnus felt something loosen in his chest. "The snakeâFulgrim, you called him?âhad seven puncture wounds and some bruising, but nothing hit anything vital. We cleaned them out, stitched where we could, bandaged the rest. He's on fluids and antibiotics. He'll be sore for a while, but snakes are resilient. He should recover fully."
"And the raven?" you asked.
Dr. Chen's expression flickered. "Corvus is... a fighter. The wing wasn't broken, just dislocated and badly strained. We've got it back in place and wrapped. The bigger concern was blood loss and shock. He's resting now. Honestly, I'm surprised he made it this far. That's a tough bird."
You let out a breath that seemed to come from somewhere deep in your gut. "Can I see them?"
"In a few minutes. We're moving them to recovery now. They'll need to stay overnight for observation."
You nodded, and for a moment you just stood there, looking at the vet with an expression Magnus could not quite read. Gratitude. Exhaustion. Something softer underneath.
"Thank you," you said. "Really. I know they're just... animals. But they're my animals. Even the ones who bite me."
Dr. Che smiled. It was a tired smile, the kind worn by people who had spent years caring for creatures that could not thank them. "That's what we're here for. Now, what about the other two?"
You turned. Magnus and Leman were both watching from the recovery area. Magnus tried to look like he had not been eavesdropping. Leman did not try at all.
"Daisy took care of them," Dr. Chen said, checking a chart on the wall. "The macaw had a scrape on his wing and some bruising. Cleaned and bandaged. He also got his vaccinations updated, but he will need to go another day for follow-up appointments and vaccinations."
Magnus's head snapped up. ÂŤAgain?Âť
"Good," you said. "He probably needed them."
"Also a beak trim might be in order, but we didn't want to stress him more today."
Magnus clacked his beak shut. ÂŤBeak trim?Âť
Leman made a sound that was suspiciously like a snicker.
"And Leman's mouth is fine," Dr. Chen added. "Superficial cut. He'll heal."
"He always does," you said, and the affection in your voice was so casual and so genuine that Magnus felt like an intruder hearing it.
You walked over to them. Leman stood up on the bench and pressed his head into your hand. You scratched him behind the ears, then looked at Magnus.
"You okay, big guy? They poke you?"
Magnus wanted to say that he had been stabbed twice, mocked by a dog, and threatened with cosmetic beak modification. What came out was a soft, involuntary chirp.
You smiled. "Yeah. You're fine."
Magnus wanted to be offended. He found he could not quite manage it.
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They left the clinic an hour later, after you had visited the recovery room and stood with your hand pressed against Fulgrim's terrarium glass, after you had spoken softly to Corvus until the raven's good eye closed in something like sleep. The sun was low and orange. The air had cooled.
Magnus rode on your shoulder this time, claws gripping the fabric of your shirt. Leman walked beside you, tired but content, his tail sweeping slow arcs through the air.
They were almost to the truck when Magnus saw the boy.
He was small, perhaps six or seven years old, sitting on the clinic steps with a plastic carrier cage beside him. A woman who must have been his mother was inside talking to the receptionist. The boy was alone, kicking his feet against the concrete, and on his lap was the cage.
Inside the cage was a hedgehog.
Magnus froze.
The hedgehog was small. Smaller than a hedgehog should be. Its spines were patchy and dull, sticking out at odd angles. Its body was curled into a tight, defensive ball, but even from ten feet away, Magnus could feel the exhaustion radiating from it. The weakness. The pain. Old injuries healed badly. New ones still raw.
And beneath all of that, buried so deep it was almost lost, was a mind he knew.
ÂŤPerturabo?.Âť
The name tore out of him before he could stop it. A psychic shout so loud that Leman flinched.
ÂŤMagnus? WhatâÂť
Magnus launched from your shoulder.
You yelled in surprise. Your hand swiped for him and missed. Magnus beat his wings once, twice, and shot toward the boy and the cage like a crimson missile. The boy looked up with wide eyes. The cage rattled as Magnus collided with the wire door, claws scrabbling at the latch.
ÂŤPerturabo! Perturabo, it's me! Magnus! Can you hear me?Âť
Inside the cage, the hedgehog twitched.
Slowly, painfully, it uncurled just enough to lift its head. Its eyes were small and dark and rimmed with crust. They focused on Magnus with an effort that looked like it hurt.
The mind that touched his was faint. Threadbare. Dragged up from some deep well of exhaustion.
ÂŤ...Magnus?Âť
ÂŤYes. Yes, it's me. I'm here. We're here. Leman is here. What happened to you? How long have you beenâÂť
ÂŤI don't...Âť Perturabo's thought frayed at the edges. ÂŤI don't remember. I woke up... cold. Small. Everything hurts...Âť A long pause, filled with static. ÂŤI am so tired.Âť
ÂŤStay awake,Âť Magnus said. ÂŤStay awake. I'll get you out of that cage. I'llâÂť
He yanked at the wire door with his beak. It did not budge.
ÂŤMagnus, what are you doing?Âť Leman was at his side now, looking from the cage to the boy to the hedgehog inside. ÂŤIs thatâÂť
ÂŤIt's Perturabo.Âť
Leman's ears went flat. ÂŤStorms take us. He looks worse than Fulgrim.Âť
ÂŤHelp me open this.Âť
ÂŤHow? I have paws.Âť
ÂŤThen find the handler! Get her toâÂť
"Hey! Hey, bird!"
The boy was on his feet, trying to shield the cage with his body. He looked scared. Magnus realized, distantly, that he was probably terrifying: a massive macaw with one blind eye and bandaged wing, attacking a child's pet carrier.
Your hands closed around him from behind.
"Magnus! What the hell!"
He fought you. He had never fought you before, not really, but he fought you now. His wings beat against your arms. His beak snapped at the air. He was screaming, a horrible raw sound, and he did not care.
ÂŤPerturabo!Âť
Inside the cage, the hedgehog curled up again. Slowly. Like a door closing.
ÂŤIt's all right,Âť Perturabo's voice came, very faint. ÂŤIt's all right. Go. I'll be... I'll be here.Âť
ÂŤNo. No, I'm not leaving you. I'm notâÂť
You pulled Magnus against your chest and held him there, one hand gentle over his wings. "Shh. Shh. It's okay. Whatever it is, it's okay."
The boy's mother came running out of the clinic. There were voices. Explanations. Someone apologizing. Someone laughing nervously. The cage was picked up and carried away.
Magnus watched it go. He watched until the boy and his mother climbed into a car. He watched until the car pulled out of the parking lot and vanished down the road.
Then he went limp in your arms.
You were quiet on the drive home. Leman lay across the back seat with his head on his paws, staring at nothing. Magnus sat on your shoulder again, pressed against the warmth of your neck, and did not speak.
The farm appeared through the windshield as the last light left the sky.
ÂŤWe will find him,Âť Leman said into the quiet of their shared mind.
Magnus did not answer.
ÂŤWe found each other. We will find him too. I promise.Âť
Magnus closed his eyes. The memory of Perturabo's threadbare voice echoed in his skull. The image of those patchy spines, that exhausted curl, stayed printed on the inside of his eyelids.
He was a scholar. He had written treatises on metaphysics and the nature of reality. He had believed, once, that knowledge could solve anything.
Now he was a bird in a truck on a backwater world, and one of his brothers was trapped in a cage and being carried away by strangers and there was nothing he could do about it except sit on a warm shoulder and wait for tomorrow.
ÂŤRest,Âť Leman said. ÂŤWe hunt tomorrow.Âť
Magnus let out a breath that was almost, but not quite, a laugh.
ÂŤSince when do you plan strategy?Âť
ÂŤSince I became dog,Âť Leman said. ÂŤDogs are very good at finding things. It is what we do.Âť
Summary: Darsas encounters his bondedâs niece for the first time.Â
"Excuse me, big mister! Big mister!" A young child called out, waving at Darsas as he was carefully lumbering by. She was standing on top of a playground structure of some sort
He blinks in mild surprise, pausing and kneeling down so that he wasn't looming as much over the young mortal. "Yes, what is it, little one?" She seemed... Vaguely familiar, although Darsas wasn't entirely sure why. He knows that he hasn't met her before, but there was something familiar in the shape of her eyes, the point of her chin, and in the lovely curls that frame her face.Â
"You are good friends with my auntie!" The young child declared "But Mama and Papa say that you are super scary and that's why we can't visit her at her home when you are there. But you don't seem that scary to me!"Â
"Oh! Are you Miss Tara?" Darsas asked, his eyes widening as to why she seemed so familiar and clicked into place "Your mama and auntie- my bonded Honey - had a big argument, before you were born about whether or not they were going to try to avoid Astartes or not. Your mama thinks that all astartes are scary, and is worried that one of us might steal you away from her."Â
The young child giggles nervously, shifting anxiously from foot to foot "You're not going to steal me away from my mama and papa, are you?"
"Only if they were doing bad things to you, or letting bad things happen to you, or left you alone for a long time all by yourself." Darsas answers honestly.
"Do you pinky promise?" Little miss Tara asks, sticking a tiny finger out in his direction.
Darsas tilts his head a little "What is a pinky promise?"
"It means that you really, really mean the promise! You curl your pinky around mine, and I do the same to yours!" Tara answered, a serious expression appearing on her little face.
He blinks and nods, familiar with similar little rituals "What would you like me to promise?"Â
"That you won't try to steal me away from my mama and papa! Also that you will love and care for my auntie forever!" The young child explained.Â
There were a dozen ways he could twist the wording of the promise, but Darsas would rather not stress out the young child. He's both amused and rather impressed by her audacity, especially as Honey cut contact with most of her family due to their anti-astartes views, among other reasons. Not the least of which being that he could inform any Salamander Ever if he was concerned about her welfare and simply...
Sit back and watch the metaphorical and possibly literal fireworks.
"I pinky promise not to take you away from your parents, so long as they ensure your continued good health and welfare. Additionally, I pinky promise to love Honey forever." Darsas hums. He already planned on loving his beloved bonded for eternity anyways. This was no hardship to promise. He very carefully curls one of his pinky fingers around her offered one, a small smile appearing on his face as he holds the little one's pinky for several seconds before gently letting go. "Anything else, little one? Also, where is a trusted adult of yours?"
"My babysitter is over there. He's reading a book an' messing around on his phone. Bye bye big mister!" young miss Tara responds, waving cheerfully.
"See you later, little one. Please do not approach adult strangers, except in emergencies, alright? Not everyone is as kind as I am." Darsas murmurs. He does not want to scare or scar her, but he would rather not hear from Honey that her niece went missing one day, because she trusted the wrong person.Â
"I will be careful, big mister!" the child promises, waving as Darsas lumbers off.Â
Nirvikar stretched and hummed, a pleased grin appearing on his face as he carefully finished the final loop, hook, curl and twist required to finish off the hand-crocheted blanket that he'd been working on for the better part of three months. He had learned a great deal about how to crochet a blanket - and how not to crochet a blanket. He'd needed to unravel several sections of the blanket when it had become obvious that he had slipped a stitch, or made one of a dozen other small mistakes that would have had an unfortunate effect on the blanket, should he have not made sure to correct it by undoing everything after he made the mistake, then the mistake itself and continue crocheting the blanket. He had picked yarn that was of his bonded's preferred weight and texture. He had even chosen their favorite colors.Â
While the guides that he had read both in what passed for the Noosphere in this era, as well as physical paper guides had recommended that beginners either stick to a single color, or simple patterns like stripes... Nirvikar was not only an Astartes, he was an Emperor's Child. This gift is a courting gift for his bonded, and he would accept nothing less than perfection when it came to gifts that he acquired or made for his bonded.
At the urging of his bonded, Nirvikar had joined a local club full of fiber arts enthusiasts. They were a mix of baselines and Astartes, and everyone worked on individual projects, chatted about what their plans were for new ones, and generally spent time together. Nirvikar found that most of the group was fairly welcoming to him, despite the fact that he was quite clearly a Chaos Marine.
There were a couple of corpse worshippers - one of whom did not partake in fiber arts directly, but instead aided his bonded in making the beautiful quilts that she made by fetching the squares of cloth that she needed, or cutting out the pinned pieces of fabric as she carefully stitched everything together. The Black Templar was a grumpy and growly bastard, at least whenever he spotted Nirvikar or one of the other Chaos Marines who had just as much right to be at the club as anyone else.Â
Nirvikar outwardly pretended that he was ignoring the grumpy bastard, as he had been told that deliberately antagonizing loyalists was against the spirit of the alliance that kept the corpse worshippers from trying to slaughter everyone in their foam-mouthed frothing zealous and blind devotion to a false god. He was acutely aware of where the other was in the room, and the way he glared at him.Â
He carefully tied off the end of the blanket before cutting it so that there wouldn't be much of a tail to deal with. He pulled out his sewing kit, and carefully threaded one of his needles, sewing the end of the yarn so that it was much less likely to unravel. A pleased grin appeared on his face as he carefully rolled and stretched his wrists. He held the blanket up, carefully inspecting it one final time. He really hoped that his bonded would like the floral pattern he'd carefully crocheted into the blanket.Â
Satisfied that the blanket was up to his standards, Nirvikar carefully folded the blanket and placed it into the wooden box that he had hand carved and painted before closing the lid and sliding the small mechanism to lock it into place.Â
Mindy - one of the other crocheters of the group - walks over to him and asks "What do you think your next project is going to be? That floral pattern is really lovely."
"Why thank you! It took me several tries before I could get the pattern down properly as this is the first large crochet project that I've tackled. I am grateful that you pointed out that the flowers were going to end up crooked about three weeks ago, if I didn't go back and fix it." Nirvikar responds with a grin "As for what I want to do for my next project.... I can't rightly say that I have anything in mind at the moment. I'll do some research about what I'd like to do... I did watch a couple of lace making videos, and I imagine that once one gets the patterns down, that moving the bobbins back and forth is a rather meditative process... But I'd need to get more and different supplies..."
Mindy nods, and offers "Several of us make blankets, scarves, mittens and hats for the children's hospital. You've got an excellent eye for detail and your craftwork is very impressive. And they're always grateful for the donations."
Nirvikar hums thoughtfully about the suggestion "I see... It would be nice to know that more of what I make is going to those who need a bit of perfection and comfort in their lives."Â
Mindy beams, moving in closer and placing a hand on his elbow "I am really glad that you started coming here, Nirvikar. Your stories and songs always bring such a lively atmosphere to the fibercraft club. If I may be so bold as to ask, you never said who that blanket and box are for. They're really lucky, whoever they are."
Nirvikar beamed as he hugged the box a little closer to his chest "Thank you! And I am grateful that you were willing to take the less than perfect boxes I made while I was working on making this one. As for who this is for, why these gifts are for my bonded!"
".... Bonded?" Mindy echoed, her voice getting an oddly strained-sad quality to it. He can't imagine why. Unless she had a bonded who'd rejected her? That'd be a shame, as she's a lovely person. Then again, the chapter most likely to reject a bond among the corpse worshippers at least were Black Templars, who were horribly rude bastards most of the time. Chaos Marines who avoided bonds tended to not go anywhere near mortal settlements, as to avoid the chance entirely, as the whims of the warp tended to saddle stubborn or cruel chaos marines with intense bonds that kept them from wreaking havoc.Â
"Yes, the lovely, amazing, wonderful mortal I am bonded to! I love them with all of my hearts, and both of these things are gifts to them, to show my affection and appreciation for them." Nirvikar explained, rocking back and fourth on his heels a little as he thought about the absolute love of his life, his muse, his grounding touch-stone.Â
Mindy's expression seemed to have... Frozen. Or become quite fake? How strange. But that wasn't really his problem, though he was distantly fond of her, they weren't close friends or anything. "I see. Well, I hope that your lucky bonded likes your gifts." Her phone chimed a moment later "Oh! I need... I need to go answer this. Talk to you later, Nirvikar."
"Talk to you later, Mindy!" Nirvikar answers, giving one of his mortal acquaintances a little wave before heading back home, happily humming to himself.Â
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A few more corridors and they finally arrived again, this time with four normal women and one space marine cramped into a room that was barely twice the latter's length and thrice the width, that she could still tell to the rejoice of her wounded pride. The dark skinned one that hasn't died had the opportunity to sit on the single chair with the condition that the girl would sit on her bony lap. The haggard Lochan - a fallen noble who acted the part - had dusted off her spot before still not sitting down but squatting, the knots and pin expertly placed so that it wouldn't fall apart. She nevertheless gave out a small hiss, because her wounds would surely tear at least a bit in this position. Magd did not care one bit for the quality of her nonexistent seat and so she unceremoniously slumped down on the wall nearest to her and let her body guide her to the most comfortable position. Unfortunately, the two simple knots on her side - she didn't even bother with the pin - immediately loosened, her chest immediately visible to all. The hag's eyes narrowed, the girl looked away and the dark one gazed into her, probably out of exhaustion. She would speak to this one later, when the noble was hopefully showering or somewhere else.
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"I genuinely do not know what to do with you" began Artemenios, towering over all but Magd even when sitting down. "but you'll be put to better use than being the whipping girls of the frustrated. What was the name of this overseer?" Unsure glances were exchanged between Ayene and Ruri especially, but Doriane answered immediately, albeit on unsteady toes. "He was under the command of grand overseer Aegis Theophyllon, my Lord. It was the first time I have seen him watching over my section of the munitoria." This statement did made him rise a slight brow. Of course, Iron Warriors were not to care about how they got their oceans of bolts ready to unload, only that they did. But this wanton brutality so early on was unusual. He'll give this information priority rememberance inside the one immediate recalling storage who's cranial port was running just above his left ear.
"So he didn't even establish himself and already whipped one of you to death." Ruri pried down her eyes, and Ayenes warmth could not tame the despair of the girl having witnessed a mercy kill, as the woman's legs started shaking and her grip on Ruri's hands became merciless out of desperation." My... my Lord..." Even Doriane seemed wide-eyed at his bluntness, rather looking at the iron skull pin than his unnaturally calm face. "I'll be more... benevolent than he, as prolonged torture can only yield results for so long." continued Artemenios, who knew full well of the viscera of his words. As much as he did not wish to actively harm any of the women, four baselines undermining his authority will most likely diminish his chances to become an Iron Havoc through sheer hearsay. "...a low bar." was heard from slumped down Magd who was still fiddling with her dresscloth to conceal her cleavage securely this time. "A low bar indeed." affirmed Artemenios, his eyes somehow calmed, fixated on the blood-haired woman. "
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Dramatis Personnae
Iron Warriors
Hector Artemenios, 78th Grand Battalion, 7th Grand Company
Olex Zerrax, Lesser Lieutenant of the 78th Grand Battalion
Summary: You and Erwin wake early for delicious treats.Â
You yawn and stretch, laying back in bed for several seconds as the alarm you'd set on your phone continued to ring. You grab it off of the bedside table and dismiss the alarm, before the reminder registers in your mind. You immediately sit up, a grin appearing on your face, even as your big, grumbly Astartes wrapped his arms around your waist and slowly pulled you closer to him with a wordless whine. "Good morning to you, too." You hum, equal parts charmed and amused.Â
"I thought you didn't have to work today..." Erwin whines, pressing his face against your belly, his breath warm against your skin. 'I adore your hands... The way you hold me close... Beloved... Please stay with me today..."
"I love you too, Erwin." You chuckle softly and tangle your fingers in his short, platinum blond hair, gently scratching and massaging his scalp "I've got the next four days off. It's a long weekend, and my office decided that taking the Monday off after is a good idea, because of all the naked people who're going to be clogging up the streets."
"... The what?" Erwin asked, a mixture of deeply confused and aghast, looking up at you with a mixture of confusion, alarm and mild suspicion "You're not teasing me, are you?"
"Nope! Once a year, there's a mass naked bike ride that is sanctioned by the city government. It happens every second weekend in July. It's a marathon-thing, and takes place over three to four days." You answer with a cheerful grin.Â
The suspicion fades somewhat as he continues to stare at you in baffled disbelief "But... But why?"
You shrug. It's a thing that's happened every year in your home town for as long as you can remember - longer even. "I dunno. I think it started as a protest thing in the eighties? And it just sort of... Caught on, and never stopped. I told you that this place was weird."Â
"You certainly did, and I have noticed that this city does have it's quirks. But I like being able to see a sky that is not constantly full of smog or smoke." Erwin murmurs "What was the alarm for, if not to wake you for work? ... Do you... Do you participate in this naked bike ride?"
You giggle at him and kiss him on the forehead "Nah, I don't feel like risking getting a sunburn or skinning myself where the sun usually doesn't shine. One of my favorite breakfast places makes special pancakes to celebrate the Naked Bike ride Weekend, and they're incredible. You mentioned that most of the time before you came to Earth you ate either some sort of sad gruel or hard-tack like dry rations. Pancakes are great, and I think you'll love them if you try them."
"I... Very well. I shall try one of these... Pancakes. They may not be to my taste. I still do not understand how you can enjoy fermented cabbage. It reminds me too much of-" Erwin stopped talking, shaking his head a little "No matter. I will try these... Pancakes, if that is what you wish."Â
You giggle again at how solemnly he speaks. "Alright them, my handsome night in night-black armor, let's get dressed and going. I set the alarm for early in the morning so we had time to walk there before most of the city closes down for the Naked Bike ride. Most of the city won't be usable by car and it's sometimes hazardous to be a pedestrian as some of the riders are... Not great about keeping a good eye on their surroundings other than not crashing into telephone poles or buildings."
"Duly noted. I will keep the watch for roving bands of naked baselines on foot powered vehicles." Erwin promises, getting out of bed and heading over to the closet to pick out what he wanted to wear today. It probably wasn't a good idea if he wore his armor, even if he was tempted to do so...
You grin and get out of bed, heading to the bathroom in order to start your morning routine, humming under your breath.Â
Just finished this very detailed commission for my buddy on discord, had a blast working on it !!! If yall need something like this commissioned , dm me I dont bite
thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c
an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.
Holy shit op this is LITERALLY in the book 'Never Split The Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depends On It'. Written by a guy who did hostage negotiation and then tried doing business negotiation, and mopped the floor with industry experts.
I'm fortunate enough to have a primary care doctor who knows about hEDS, but it's occurring to me that the skills in this book could be medically life changing for chronically ill folks of all kinds. Like. Literally a matter of life and death, especially for BIPOC and/or fat and/or young people who are having their issues dismissed.
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reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you canât not have servants in those times but many modern readers think âbut I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servantsâ and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldnât it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing youâll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc heâs not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
#okay but now what is the optimal way to be a good boss in this situation i genuinely wanna know#its easy to guess what makes a bad boss or a mid boss. but what is a good boss#specifically in such a highly structured hierarchal situation (via @rainbowroach)
HELLO you are asking questions that literature and poetry THROUGHOUT the middle ages has asked, and it is from this questioning that we derive things like the Codes of Chivalry (which is not "how to treat a noble lady really nice" but is actually "how to be an ethical person when you're rich and you own a horse" and includes such things as "don't run people over with your horse")
In fact I daresay you already know instinctively just from cultural osmosis what a good boss -- a good liege lord -- is and does based on the tropes that have survived to the current day and the kinds of things that get Hugely Praised in things like legends of King Arthur.
A good boss (liege lord) is:
Merciful. He is not having his peasants killed for things like poaching rabbits during a famine. In fact, he is working to mitigate famine. During times of individual hardship, he might negotiate with a peasant for a payment plan on their annual rent.
Patient. He is not impulsive, he does not lose his temper.
Prudent. He makes choices that are thoughtful, considered, conservative (in the sense of not needlessly risky--he's not investing his entire fortune in having everyone plant an unproven crop). He is making sure local infrastructure like roads and public buildings are maintained and kept in good nick.
Gentle. He doesn't haul off and slap a servant or a tenant for breaking a dish or making a mistake. He doesn't abuse animals, his wife or children, or his employees. He doesn't rape the servants.
Generous (both in money and in spirit). He is not extorting the peasants for an amount of rent that is beyond their means, he is not raising taxes every year to cover his own lavish lifestyle. He is paying his servants a living wage (or, if wages are low, he's giving them room/board/clothing to make up the difference). If someone in a tenant's family dies, the lord is sending a gift of condolence, or helping to pay for the funeral, or possibly even ATTENDING the funeral and speaking a few kind words about the deceased, ESPECIALLY if they were a really upstanding and important member of the community. If one of his tenants is gravely sick, the lord is sending a basket of food or paying for a doctor. He is giving charitably (generally this will be, like, a bequest to the church so that they can run a hospital or an orphanage or a school for the local village children).
Pious. This classically means "goes to church, submits with humility to God" but to me this quality is subtextually standing in for "maintaining an ongoing sense of Perspective that HE'S not god, that there are higher powers he is Accountable to, that he too can be Judged, etc, so that he doesn't end up going on a weird fucked up power trip"
Humble. One of the most admiring things you hear about a lord doing in literature and epic poetry is, "He ate off of wooden plates while his followers ate off of gold and silver." Humility isn't about being meek, it's just about not thinking so much of yourself that you turn your nose up and sneer at what "lesser" people do. In other words: Don't be a fucking diva. If your carriage gets stuck in the mud, climb out and help everybody else push, you're not gonna die from getting mud on your shoes.
Condescending. This word has changed wildly in meaning/tone over the last couple centuries -- it's now a rude thing to do (because we've done away with legal social hierarchies, so someone acting like they're lowering themselves to your level IS insulting), but in older times, a high-ranking person "condescending" to a servant was worthy of praise and admiration: it means they were setting aside rank and privilege to speak to them with the easygoing, friendly respect and compassion they'd give a peer. This is things like... Treats those beneath him with courtesy and respect (ie: listens soberly and attentively when one of his servants or tenants comes to complain about a problem). Having a sense of humor and kindness about it when the lord and a servant both come around a corner at the same time and run into each other and the servant gets knocked to the ground and starts babbling apologies--the condescending (positive) lord helps them to their feet with his own hands and cracks a joke to show them that it's ok (as opposed to just walking off without a word or insulting/scolding them). This is also things like trusting a farmer, woodcutter, or artisan to speak with expertise about their own livelihood and taking their advice into consideration if they tell the lord that one of his ideas won't work.
Good boundaries. The ethical liege lord knows that it's normal for the staff to probably be softly bitching about him in private (even with a really good boss, we all grumble from time to time). He's not eavesdropping on them, he's not going into the staff areas where they should reasonably expect to have a degree of privacy, etc.
Righteous and protective of "the weak". The "weak" here doesn't necessarily mean physically weak, this is often used in the sense of someone politically or socially weak, aka The Marginalized -- the poor, the disabled, women, children, the elderly, etc. If a lord sees someone like this being mistreated or abused, he's supposed to step in and put a stop to that.
Committed to reciprocity. In a highly hierarchical system like feudalism, every person (from the lowest peasant all the way up to the crown prince) legally OWES their liege lord certain things (taxes, labor, service, loyalty, etc). A good liege remembers and takes very seriously the idea that this should be a balanced and reciprocal relationship -- in other words, he owes something BACK. Feudalism is modeled very strongly on the family system: If children owe their parents obedience and service, then parents owe their children care and protection. This still applies when the "child" is a farmer and the "parent" is a local baron. Or when the "child" is a duke and the "parent" is the king.
Basically, we get so caught up in the aesthetics of nobility that we forget that it literally is a managerial position that comes with responsibilities that were... very similar back in the day to the same ones we have now. Humans have not changed all that much. At the end of the day, a really good boss in the 1400s versus in one from the 2020s displays most of the same qualities of personality, even if the details of execution are different.
The next question is, of course, "well, but this theoretical liege lord is HIGHLY idealized -- how often did that actually HAPPEN? Wasn't it more likely that everyone was exploited all the time?" and to that I say: Well, maybe. But again, I don't think humans have changed all that much. Just like the bosses of today, there's a SPECTRUM: A really really good boss is rare and precious and one that you tell stories about for years after you've left that job, but a truly, genuinely, homicidally nightmarish boss is also pretty rare. Most bosses are sort of meh -- they have their good moments, they have their shitty moments, but they're tolerable and you can get along with them well enough to do your job, and then you roll your eyes at them behind their back. Generally, humans don't take outright exploitation lying down. Being a bad boss in the historical period is how you get peasant uprisings and revolts, and you know that to be true because your parents raised you with that knowledge, so unless you are very stupid or inbred or an egomaniac, there is literal personal incentive to at minimum be a Tolerable liege lord. And that means hitting at least SOME of the above bullet points.
TL;DR: In the words of Honore de Balzac, "Everything I have just told you can be summarized by an old word: noblesse oblige!"
(for more discussions of the ethics of fealty and what it means to be a good boss when you are an exquisitely beautiful twink of a prince with a hot beefy bodyguard.... [fingerguns] read A Taste of Gold and Iron)
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