I’m Kiki, a witch, and this black cat is Jiji.

I believe all of Johnny’s exes and female costars who said he would never do what Amber accused him of. I believe Kate Moss, saying Amber Heard lied on the stand about what happened between her and Johnny Depp. I believe Wynona saying Johnny never hurt or did anything untoward with her. I believe his first wife, Lori, who says he would never hurt a fly, that they are still friends, that he never hurt her or any woman.

I believe Kate James when she says that Amber Heard stole her story of SA. When she says Amber Heard spit in her face whenever she got upset. When she says Amber was an abusive employer.

I believe Johnny’s sister saying he always hid and ran from fights.

I believe the police report Tasya filed against Amber Heard accusing her of domestic violence.

I believe the women at Milani that Amber Heard lied about having their makeup palette for the entirety of their relationship.

And I believe Amber Heard. I believe her on tape saying she hit Johnny Depp. I believe her on tape making fun of Johnny for running from physical altercations. I believe her on tape admitting that she always started physical altercations. I believe her on tape saying that she did this because no judge or jury would believe a man could be a victim.