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Would've been THE moment Wednesday realizes she's in love with Enid, I mean just LOOK AT HER

Blaise: I don’t see why I have to do you a favour, Ginerva

Ginny: Well I know you love Ron, so if you do me a favour, I’ll do you a favour too, like give you my brother’s childhood photos, how’s that?

Blaise: …

Blaise: Do you think you can trick me—

Ginny: He wore a dragon onesies for Halloween

ARIADNE ZORA ZABINI being a misandrist in pure hatred of her father, deciding to take advantage of stupid men to get richer and loving blaise fiercely because he's her creation. would never get pregnant again, even though she'd love a daughter. decides that she'll have the joys of being a girl-mom once blaise brings a girlfriend home. absolutely loved phoena with all of her heart and despised christian for marrying her; blames phoena's weakness on christian's cold hearted behavior. not motherly enough towards theodore due to her own ideas, however, keeps an eye on him because that's the crumbs of phoena that remained in the land of living. respects narcissa, doesn't believe on the 'good side' of the war nor in the extremes of pureblood ideology; ariadne simply believes on the safest side for her and her son, blaise. ariadne being wlw is so dear to me too.

i wanna bleed, i wanna hurt the way boys do. this was all for you, phoena.

Ron: Hello, Mrs. Zabini!

Mrs. Zabini: You look like a nice young man. What was the first courting gift my son gave you?

Ron: Er…what?

Blaise: I gave him a sweets shop

Mrs. Zabini: A shop?

Ron: Oh I know, it was way too much—

Mrs. Zabini: It’s too little. Have I not taught you enough on courting rules, Blaise?

Blaise: I wanted to give him a manor

Ron: Wait what?

Blaise: But my friends insisted it would have been too much

Mrs. Zabini: On the first date, my first husband gave me a dragon. My second husband gave me an island named after me. A manor would hardly be “too much,” I had better expectations for you, son

Blaise: I see. I will try and give him more appropriate gifts in the future

Mrs. Zabini: Precisely, that’s what I taught you

Ron: …

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

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Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Tim: Why

Jason: I wanna wander around Dick’s room and annoy him

Tim: Technically you don't actually need to know how to play it for that

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Damian: Father, I won't attend dinner today. I promised Lucy I would make more time for her, so we'll be spending the evening together.

Bruce, confused: Lucy? I thought you were dating that Nika girl.

Damian, now confused as well: Flatline? I am dating her. Why?

Bruce, slowly going from confused to disapproving: Damian, I try not to meddle in your personal relationships, but you can't be asking other people out if you're already–

Tim: Oh my god, Bruce. He's means Lucy the monkey.

Bruce:

Tim:

Damian:

Damian: She's a macaque.

*After patrol*

Damian: I'll be leaving. I need to pick up the cake for Jerry's birthday party. Nightwing, you promised Jerry you'd come. I don't want you to hurt his feelings so you better–

Nightwing: Yeah, yeah. I know, I'll be there

Damian: *nods and leaves*

Red Hood:

Nightwing:

Red Hood: Is he talking about the–

Damian, rasing a brow: Yes, ofcourse? As I am currently in fourth grad-

Jason, spitting out water: What the fuck? 2032?

Steph, pointing accusingly: That's not a real graduation year you made that up!

Dick: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Duke, with his head in his hands: Does anyone else feel both their feet in the grave? I graduated this year!

Dick: Feet? More like my entire body, I finished high school years ago!

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------