nothing to see here please keep walking

MY plan is to be the commune’s specialest little boy

feel like the world would be a better place if everyone had access to make pottery and ceramics for free

dnd really is like: you create a guy. you play the guy. you love the guy. no one else in the universe knows who this guy is

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

its so insane that theres no ground in america.. americans will just step out of their house and fall through the void for all eternity and act like its normal

if this happens to you it’s actually a symptom of adhd

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

I think calling Scorpia a femme is a little bit of a stretch

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry