Love Bonds Us All

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enough old man yaoi. We need old woman yuri IMMEDIATELY

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

I couldn’t care less about sex, but I don’t fully trust myself with that kind of monetary setup either.

so basically you’re forced to fuck Jafar for your own good

getting a problematicjob from a girl with ontological evil

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

Moved out so I could be loud! But now I have a husband that I love so so much I refuse to wake him up with loud even if i really really want to.

Im going to come to your house and wake your stupid ass husband up

Magnificent Magnus.

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

loyal knight

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU????

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes