imagine you're in a world cup final, you finally get a break, and then bts starts singing.... i'd walk off the pitch

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

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I have the type of neurodivergence exclusively represented in the context of serial killers but in real life it just makes you a weird nerd with complexes. I'm like if dexter didn't kill people but his internal monologue was exactly the same for no reason

I walk around like "they don't know I'm a hollow simulacrum of a human being but whenever someone gets close enough they start noticing something is wrong with me" & really what people are picking up on is that I just seem kind of nervous

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

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