this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CANâT FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOUâVE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST ITâS LEGS
911 I CANâT GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MAâAM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CANâT GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.













