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i reconnected with some friends awhile back and subsequently managed to bring up the thyroidectomy i had last year so many times around them in the span of a few months that one of them started an ongoing bit where every time i mention experiencing some soart of symptom they’ll follow up with “you know, because of the thyroidectomy”

awhile back on twitter someone made a warrior cats confessions account. i hate confessions accounts because they always lead to the worst fucking discourse so i sent in several confessions related to mapleshade’s revenge that i knew would make people mad as hell (i am pro-mapleshade) and it worked so well they had to implement a “no confessions regarding the events of mapleshade’s revenge” rule. nobody will ever understand that i’m basically a national hero, but that’s alright.

warrior’s cats